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The bad part of it is the ring of truth . . .

 

My Health

 

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure

was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't

feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated

and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors...

Fill your plate with bright colors...

greens, yellows, reds, etc.

 

  I went right home and ate an

 entire bowl of M & M's

 

And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right

could be so easy.

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LOL LOL LOL! Why of course! THAT's the answer!

 

 

 

oleander soup , robert-blau wrote:

>

> The bad part of it is the ring of truth . . .

>

> My Health

>

> Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood

pressure

> was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I

didn't

> feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be

complicated

> and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in

colors...

> Fill your plate with bright colors...

> greens, yellows, reds, etc.

>

> ��I went right home and ate an

> �entire bowl of M & M's

>

> And sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating

right

> could be so easy.

>

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