Laugh A Day Keeps A Dr. Away :)

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Misty L. Trepke

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the

sun waking him up every morning. She asked, " Does the sun rise in

the North? " When my brother explained that the sun rises in the

east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, " Oh, I

don't keep up with that stuff. " . . . . . She also votes!

 

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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day

I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center

was open. I told him, " The number you dialed is open 24 hours a

day, 7 days a week. " He responded, " Is that Eastern or Pacific

time? " Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, " Uh,

Pacific. " . . . . . . He also votes!.

 

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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she

got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a

convertible, but " didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car

was moving. " . . . . . . She also votes!

 

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut

through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the

trunk. . . . . . .My sister also votes!

 

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The

cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. . . . He

also votes!

 

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, " Wouldn't the

chain rip out every time she turned her head? " I explained that a

person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which

way the head is turned. . . . My friend also votes!

 

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My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub

place last week and she asked the clerk which of two sandwiches was

better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first

sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on

her face and asked, " If that's the case, why are they both listed

with the same price on the menu? " To this, the clerk responded, " I

don't think we add tax to the turkey. " . . . . The clerk also votes!

 

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to

the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

trained professional and I was in good hands. " Now, " she asked

me, " has your plane arrived yet? " . . . . She also votes!

 

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