[WhatEverWorksWellness] Medical Dictionary- Funny

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Medical Dictionary (funny)

 

Acute: Opposite of an ugly

 

Artery: The study of paintings

 

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

 

Barium: What doctors do to dead patients

 

Benign: What you are after you're eight.

 

Bowel: Letter like A,E,I,O, or U

 

Cat scan: Searching for a kitty

 

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

 

Cesarean Section: Neighborhood in Rome

 

Colic: A sheep dog

 

Concussion: A prisoner's sofa

 

Congenital: To be friendly

 

D & C: Where the White House is

 

Dilate: To live too long

 

Enema: Not a friend

 

Fester: Quicker

 

Fibula: A small lie

 

GI series: A soldier ball game

 

Hangnail: A coat hook

 

Impotent: Distinguished, well known

 

Jaundice: To include in a group

 

Kinesthetics: Relationships among relatives

 

Labor pain: Getting hurt at work

 

Leper: A wild cat

 

Malaria: Shopping place

 

Medical staff: A doctor's cane

 

Morbid: A higher bid

 

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

 

Node: Was aware of

 

Outpatient: A person who fainted

 

Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis

 

Post-operative: A letter carrier

 

Recovery room: A place used for upholstery work.

 

Rectum: It almost killed him

 

Rheumatic: Amorous

 

Secretion: Hiding something

 

Seizure: A Roman emperor

 

Serology: Study of English Knighthood

 

Tablet: A small table

 

Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport

 

Tumor: More than one

 

Urine: Opposite of you're out

 

Varicose: Nearby