Guest guest Posted February 7, 2003 Report Share Posted February 7, 2003 Enjoy, Misty http://www..com Some People never lose their sense of humor. A physician claims these are actual comments from his Patients, made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. " Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before. " 2. " Did you find Amelia Earhart yet? " 3. " Can you hear me NOW? " 4. " Oh boy, that was sphincterrific! " 5. " Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? " 6. " You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married. " 7. " Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief? " 8. " You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey and shake it all about " 9. " Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels! " 10. " If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit! " 11. " Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity. " 12. " You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you? " 13. " Doc, could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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