Symptoms to know that you are getting old

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1. You need oxygen after blowing out your birthday candles.

2. You know all the answers but no body asks you.

3. The only whistle you get is from the tea kettle or a cooker.

4. You need a small house with a bigger medicine cabinet.

5. The little old lady you help cross the street is your wife.

6. Your mind makes agreements, your bdoy cannot meet.

7. You get worn out, dialing a long distance.

8. You sink your teeth in a juicy watermelon to eat it and your denture stays

there.

9. You take one hour to change your dress and another hour to remember why.

10. You look forward to spending a quiet evening at home

 

by Satish Wasan

 

(Taken from Ideas Exchange, May 2009)