Momisms

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Momisms

 

 

Every mom has a favourite quote and a special tone to scold or teach a lesson to

their recalcitrant kids. We might hate this momism as a kid but we all so much

miss them when we grow up. These harsh sounding and yet so sweet advices from

mothers is what makes our childhood so special. These motherly sayings go a long

way in building us strong and making us a better person. Though we hate our moms

for being so harsh in their statements, ironically we all use the same momism

that we received from our mothers on our kids. Oh God, how much we appreciate

our mothers for coming up with such perfect one liners.

 

Here is list of most common and popular momisms. These motherly advise

transcends the borders of time, space, language and culture. For kids are kids

everywhere and Mom are always Mom...caring, concern, all knowing and full of

love.

 

 

Money does not grow on trees.

 

Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.

 

If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....

 

Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.

 

Be careful or you'll put your eye out.

 

What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

 

You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!

 

Close that door! Were you born in a barn?

 

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

 

Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!

 

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

 

Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.

 

If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.

 

What's meant to be, is meant to be. (Mom only used this when something bad

happened or when you experienced a disappointment.)

 

It doesn't matter what you accomplish, I'll always be proud of you.

 

I hope that when you grow up, you have kids " Just Like you " ! (Also known as the

" Mother's Curse " )

 

Because I'm your mother that's why.

 

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

 

Eat your vegetables, those children in China (Africa, Vietnam) would be happy to

have some broccoli to eat! (Contributed by Sheryl McDermott)

 

If you fall out of that tree and break you leg , don't come running to me.

 

" Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. " Usually said in advance of grounding.

 

Someday your face is going to stick like that. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)

 

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)

 

Yes, I *AM* the boss of you. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)

 

Because I said so. (Contributed by Karen G in AL)

 

Just wait till your father gets home. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)

 

No dessert till you clean off your plate. (Contributed by Sandra Stofan)

 

I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !!

(Mostly said after one of us 5 had done something really bad. Contributed by

Marcie in Indiana)

 

I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how

 

Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)

 

Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand

 

You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...

 

I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!

 

Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!

 

Honestly, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out with

you around!

 

Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.

 

Who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?