Guest guest Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 JOB APPLICATION FOR MANAGER POSITION “I am only a humble servant of yours. Do not make me despondent. Till my last breath get your work done by me.” – Shri Sai Samarth Satcharita, Ch. 3, Ovi 40. To whom it may concern I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has even done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth. The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to help me and Don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays. Yours Sincerely, GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Yes, BABA! You are appointed! YOU are my manager-in- charge now onwards. All conditions accepted. :-D --- swamy mahadevan <mahadevanvnswamy wrote: > JOB APPLICATION FOR MANAGER POSITION > > > “I am only a humble servant of yours. Do not make me > despondent. Till my last breath get your work done > by > me.” – Shri Sai Samarth Satcharita, Ch. 3, Ovi 40. > > > To whom it may concern > > > I heard you were considering a new manager in your > life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I > am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one > that has even done this job successfully. > > I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I > made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, > and > what is best to get people back into proper working > condition. It will be like having the manufacturer > as > your personal mechanic. > > If this is your first time considering me, I would > just like to point out that my salary has already > been > paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of > Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment > that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your > sin and your independence from Me. I need you to > believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else > about your decision with your mouth. > > The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix > your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. > I > will make some major changes and revisions. They are > not for you to worry about. I need your permission > to > execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will > change your desires and give you the strength to > make > the changes. > > Please keep your hands out of the way. Don't try to > help me and Don't resist me. I really do need your > full commitment and cooperation. If you give me > those, > the process can go smoothly, without delays. > > Yours Sincerely, > GOD > > > > > > > ______________________________\ ____ Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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