Guest guest Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Hello every one.Do read and enjoy the below mail. Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.Can you guide me through the process?Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do Ido first?Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located yourHeart?Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is itokay to install Love while they are running?Tech Support: What programs are running ?Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andResentment running right now.Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from yourcurrent operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it willno longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override LowSelf-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, youhave tocompletely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love frombeing properly installed. Can you turn those off ?Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have beencompletely erased.Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. Youneed to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Programnot run on external components." What should I do?Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to runon Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technicalterms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.Customer: So, what should I do?Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.Customer: Okay, done.Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system willoverwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and emptyyour Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile isplaying on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves alloverMy Heart. Is this normal?Tech Support: Sometimes, for others it takes awhile, but eventuallyeverything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. Onemorething before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and itsvarious modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with othersandreturn some cool modules back to you.Customer: Thank you, God...... God/Tech Support: You're Welcome, Anytime. ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS!!!!!!!.Have a wonderful day Best Regards,K.s.Vishwanathan.Tel No: 022-28738192 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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