Guest guest Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 MALYALI IS THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT ON EARTH!!!!! Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan hears somebody talk he will come in between saying that I know that very well I know him very well like that. One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a North Indian was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India. Kuttappan said if u won't believe it's your problem I can't help you. Ok. The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed with a smile. A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold. Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee. Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we will go to Clintons place. Let's find out whether u knows him or not. Kuttappan agreed with a smile. At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side the gate When Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me. At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell down. When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir what happened. Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u know Pope John Paul , I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I became unconscious. LESSON FROM THIS STORY NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Please don't delete this after reading, you should at least send this mail to: 10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil 20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips 40 Malayalis you will receive puttu and kadala 50 Malayalis you will receive Kitex Garments Lungi 75 Malayalis you will receive Onam Ottamundu and Veshti for welcoming 'Mahabali' 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory Kitex Garments with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of coconut oil and banana chips free. What is important today is not what particular faith one professes, whether he is a Christian, a Buddhist, a Muslim or a Hindu. The real question is how far he is a true human being. Develop therefore, your human qualities. What constitutes humanness? It is good conduct alone. The Indian epics hail man as Manuja - one who belongs to the lineage of the sage Manu. As such every human being has the latent tendencies of a sage. Unfortunately, instead of these traits, only vicious tendencies are to the fore. Man must recover his spiritual heritage. He must cultivate sublime and Divine feelings. Bhagwan Sri Satya Sai Baba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 HA HA HA. NICE ONE. RGDS-PAPU - swamy mahadevan Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:09 PM A Malayali is a malayali....!!! , swamy mahadevan <mahadevanvnswamy wrote: > > MALYALI IS THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT ON EARTH!!!!! > > Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational > company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working > as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan hears somebody talk he > will come in between saying that I know that very well > I know him very well like that. > > One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a > North Indian was talking something about Arnold > Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, > suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is > my best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying > that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger > you are only a peon living in India. Kuttappan said if > u won't believe it's your problem I can't help you. > Ok. The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next > week you come as my assistant and we will go to > Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed > with a smile. > > A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. > Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold. > Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and > hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see > where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have > some coffee. Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came > back the boss told him that we will go to Clintons > place. Let's find out whether u knows him or not. > Kuttappan agreed with a smile. > > At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as > Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend > for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton > while the boss was sitting out side the gate When > Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican > to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with > me. > > At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is > waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss > are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope > John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan > that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to > wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 > minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope > John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's > hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell > down. > > When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher > by his side nurses and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir > what happened. Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold > I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u know Pope > John Paul , I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH > POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS > HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I > became unconscious. > > LESSON FROM THIS STORY > > NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI > > SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT > > Please don't delete this after reading, you should at > least send this mail to: > > 10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil > > 20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips > > 40 Malayalis you will receive puttu and kadala > > 50 Malayalis you will receive Kitex Garments Lungi > > 75 Malayalis you will receive Onam Ottamundu and > Veshti for welcoming 'Mahabali' > > 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice > field behind the lungi factory Kitex Garments with > additional incentive of a whole month's supply of > coconut oil and banana chips free. > > What is important today is not what particular faith > one professes, whether he is a Christian, a Buddhist, > a Muslim or a Hindu. The real question is how far he > is a true human being. Develop therefore, your human > qualities. What constitutes humanness? It is good > conduct alone. The Indian epics hail man as Manuja - > one who belongs to the lineage of the sage Manu. As > such every human being has the latent tendencies of a > sage. Unfortunately, instead of these traits, only > vicious tendencies are to the fore. Man must recover > his spiritual heritage. He must cultivate sublime and > Divine feelings. > > Bhagwan Sri Satya Sai Baba. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 SAI RAM My Dear Bro.Swamy mahadevan, Its really a comedy article about Kerala. I used to work at Sri Sathya Sai Super Speciality Hospital with foreigners, Indians (mostly all the nurses from kerala), Srilanka. Normarlly due to shortage of time I used to read the following articles in our group as per the following First Adeline_108 Second Prince artices and Seema Karki Third Kumar Mahadevan Fourth Miscellaneous articles The last one is Bro.swamy mahadevan (If I read it speedily it won't digust, so slowly slowly whenever I get time,because its too much uplifted and touched) Bro.Swamy mahadevan Why Can't you Post some comedy jokes also in this group once in a while, if everybody agrees otherways NO, you can send it to me to my this ID or my parthi Ok Bro.. you know my parthi Id also sai ram Sai Ram Dr.Pooja Sai Bhatia Puttaparthi - 515 134 , swamy mahadevan <mahadevanvnswamy wrote: > > MALYALI IS THE MOST COMMON ELEMENT ON EARTH!!!!! > > Kuttappan is a Malayali working for a multinational > company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working > as a peon. Whenever Kuttappan hears somebody talk he > will come in between saying that I know that very well > I know him very well like that. > > One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person & a > North Indian was talking something about Arnold > Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, > suddenly he came in between saying that oh Arni he is > my best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying > that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger > you are only a peon living in India. Kuttappan said if > u won't believe it's your problem I can't help you. > Ok. The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next > week you come as my assistant and we will go to > Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agreed > with a smile. > > A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY. > Arnold was there in NY. They went to meet Arnold. > Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and > hugged him asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see > where were you man? Kuttappan went with Arnold to have > some coffee. Boss was stunned. When Kuttappan came > back the boss told him that we will go to Clintons > place. Let's find out whether u knows him or not. > Kuttappan agreed with a smile. > > At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as > Schwarzenegger asking that where were you my friend > for long time? Kuttappan went to have tea with Clinton > while the boss was sitting out side the gate When > Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican > to get blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with > me. > > At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is > waiting to see Pope John Paul. Kuttappan and his boss > are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan, do you know Pope > John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan > that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to > wait for some time and went inside the crowd. After 15 > minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope > John Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's > hand. Kuttappan's boss became unconscious and fell > down. > > When Kuttappan came back his boss was on a stretcher > by his side nurses and paramedics. Kuttappan asked Sir > what happened. Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold > I believe, u know Clinton I believe and u know Pope > John Paul , I believe that too but WHEN U CAME WITH > POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING WHO IS > HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN after hearing that I > became unconscious. > > LESSON FROM THIS STORY > > NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI > > SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT > > Please don't delete this after reading, you should at > least send this mail to: > > 10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil > > 20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips > > 40 Malayalis you will receive puttu and kadala > > 50 Malayalis you will receive Kitex Garments Lungi > > 75 Malayalis you will receive Onam Ottamundu and > Veshti for welcoming 'Mahabali' > > 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice > field behind the lungi factory Kitex Garments with > additional incentive of a whole month's supply of > coconut oil and banana chips free. > > What is important today is not what particular faith > one professes, whether he is a Christian, a Buddhist, > a Muslim or a Hindu. The real question is how far he > is a true human being. Develop therefore, your human > qualities. What constitutes humanness? It is good > conduct alone. The Indian epics hail man as Manuja - > one who belongs to the lineage of the sage Manu. As > such every human being has the latent tendencies of a > sage. Unfortunately, instead of these traits, only > vicious tendencies are to the fore. Man must recover > his spiritual heritage. He must cultivate sublime and > Divine feelings. > > Bhagwan Sri Satya Sai Baba. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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