Wonderfully described definitions.......must read!!!

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CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!

 

 

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement

wherein

a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

 

 

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information

from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either

 

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present

 

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece

 

 

 

DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes

before marriage

 

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ETC:

A sign

to make others believe

that you know

more than

you actually do

 

COMMITTEE:

Individuals

who can do

nothing individually

and sit to decide

that nothing can be done

together

 

EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes

 

ATOM BOMB:

An invention

to bring an end

to all

inventions

 

PHILOSOPHER:

A fool

who torments himself

during life,

to be spoken of

when dead

 

DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip

 

OPPORTUNIST:

A person

who starts taking bath

if he

accidentally falls

into a river

 

FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature

 

CRIMINAL:

A guy

no different

from the other,

unless he gets caught

 

BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early