The US Economy is so bad?

[Guest guest]

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

 

 

 

Jewish women are marrying for love.

 

 

 

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying

their taxes.

 

 

 

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

 

 

 

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

 

 

 

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

 

 

 

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

 

 

 

The Mafia is laying off judges.

 

 

 

Chickens are laying off eggs.

 

 

 

Jack Bauer of “24†is laying off bullets.

 

 

 

The Soup Nazi is laying off crackers.

 

 

 

Cosco is laying off members.

 

 

 

Osama is laying-off Obama.

 

 

 

Obama is laying off the UN.

 

 

 

The UN is laying off America.

 

 

 

Nigeria is inundated with bogus email offers from the States.

 

 

 

Bono now represents the USA.

 

 

 

Angelina and Brad are visiting the United States.

 

 

 

Madonna is now adopting an American kid.

 

 

 

The US dollar is being replaced by printed-paper.

 

 

 

Printed-paper is being replaced by digital numbers.

 

 

 

The Federal Reserve borrowed money from North Korea.

 

 

 

Over 500 “Food riot†detention-extermination camps have been built in the US

(really!)

 

 

 

The San Andreas Fault is terrified of the Stock Market.

 

 

 

Yellowstone's " Old Faithful " is switched off.

 

 

 

Mount St. Helens can't afford to blow-it.

 

 

 

Mount Rushmore was sold to the Taliban.

 

 

 

The levee in New Orleans is up-for-sale.

 

 

 

Vietnam invaded Southern California and carpet-bombed the North.

 

 

 

Agent Orange is no longer just an option.

 

 

 

The Statue of Liberty is now worthless as a keep-sake.

 

 

 

And finally...

 

 

 

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat...the

guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made

$750 billion disappear.

 

 

 

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