Why did the chicken cross the road. ---Attn Jay

[Guest guest]

WHY Did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Category: Life

 

Yoda: Crossed the road the Chicken because of the force has.

 

Larry Flint: The Chicken crossed the road lookin for some Cock.

 

Capt. Kirk: The Chicken crossed the road to go where no chicken has

gone before.

 

Superman: The Chicken crossed the road in search of truth, justice &

the American way.

 

George Carlin: So the Chicken crossed the road! Yeah!? F**K THE

CHICKEN! And f**k the road too!!

 

Capt. Logic: The Chicken crossed the road to lay the foundation of the

question.

 

Chuck Norris: LOOK! The Chicken didn't just cross the road. The

Chicken crossed the border.

 

Godfather: The Chicken crossed the road because I made an offer it

couldn't refuse.

 

Biden: The Chicken crossed the road because the grass was greener.

Chickens DO eat grass, right!?

 

Paris Hilton: Some " icky " Chicken crossed the road? Really? Oh! I hope

it didn't get, like, all squished up.

 

Obama: The Chicken only appears to cross the road because Americans

want change and Muslims want the exact same thing for over 1400 years.

 

McCain: The chicken crossed the road because it was afraid; yes, the

Chicken crossed the road because it was Chicken.

 

Rev Wright: The Chicken crossed the road because it didn't want to be

baptized into Christiamuslimanity. God damn the Chicken.

 

OJ: The Chicken crossed the road because he was being framed for a

murder that I 'could have' committed, but didn't.

 

Jack Bauer: The Chicken crossed the road because, Damn-it! THERE'S NO

TIME, Son of a bitch!!!

 

Elvis: The Chicken crossed the road cause he ain't no friend a-mine.

 

Beatles: Let's get it right, Luv! The chicken crossed Abbey Road - to

give peace a chance.

 

George Michael: The Chicken crossed the road because I was wild-eyed

in the Park toilet.

 

Lil Abner: That there Chicken crossed the road cause I was fixin to

cut its head off.

 

Dracula: The Chicken! Yes, the Chicken crossed the road. At night. Now

it's one of us.

 

Palin: Come on! The Chicken crossed WHAT road?

 

Regan: Uh! I think the Chicken crossed the road, because, uh, I can't

quite remember.

 

M.L. King: The Chicken crossed the road because I had a dream.

 

Elliot Ness: Obviously the Chicken crossed the road to smuggle molasses.

 

Rick of Casablanca: Swell! The Chicken crossed the road to reach

freedom! Savvy!?

 

Arnold: Dat Chicken cross da road to migrate in der California.

 

Jobbs: The Chicken crossed the road because iChicken OS was ready to

launch.

 

Mike Moore: The Chicken crossed the road to avoid my interview on

Chicken reform.

 

Bush: Well, the Chicken didn't just cross the road... it invaded Iraq

looking for WMD.

 

bin Laden: The Chicken - Allah be praised - crossed the road to

deliver IEDs in Iraq.

 

Dirty Harry: The Chicken crossed the road to Make My Day!

 

Spears: Like, what's a Chicken doing crossing a road? Aren't they all

born FRIED!?

 

Edmund Hillary: The chicken crossed the road because IT WAS THERE!

 

Conan the Barbarian: WHY?