3 good reasons that Jesus was...

[Guest guest]

No offense meant to Christ or Christians

 

best,

 

Jay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

[Guest guest]

these are hysterically funny

not in poor taste

and not meant to be offensive

i am jewish and i got a giggle