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Richard Ji was only pointing out the fact that the Guinness Book of

Records wrote that piece about Hindu Gods being more in number than

Hindus. (Its believed Hinduism has more than 330 million Gods.) I

would be tackling the source, i.e. Guinness Book of Records, rather

than the person who pointed it out. Also ask the source to proof

what they've written is true or false.

 

 

sacred-objects , " @>ESWAR<@ " <dr_esreddy

wrote:

>

>

> it has become habitual for this richards to joke at hinduism and

hindus

> he needs proper treatment. may be he is wearing wrong stones.

> eswara reddy

>

> --- On Sat, 28/6/08, kishore patnaik <kishorepatnaik09 wrote:

>

> kishore patnaik <kishorepatnaik09

> Re: Re: A funny spoof on Hindu from

unCyclopedia

> sacred-objects

> Saturday, 28 June, 2008, 5:56 PM

It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the

dignity of Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. .

>

> What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How

sportively would you take it??

> No jokes.

> Kishore patnaik

>

>

> On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 (AT) (DOT)

com> wrote:

In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit shakti

and

> is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or

> eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this

> Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe,

> like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this

> tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods

in

> Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny

> number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke!

>

> Y/s,

> Richard

>

> sacred-objects, " Richard Shaw Brown "

>

> <rsbj66@> wrote:

> >

> > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person.

There is

> > still hope for humanity.

> >

> > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in

Vaikuntha and

> > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth.

Disprove

> > THAT!

> >

> > Y/s,

> > Richard

> >

> >

> > sacred-objects, " kishore patnaik "

> > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote:

> > >

> > > Cute? It is very objectionable.

> > >

> > > Kishore patnaik

> > >

> > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote:

> > > >

> > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness

> > Book of

> > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods

outweigh the

> > > > number of followers. "

> > > >

> > > > http://uncyclopedia .org/wiki/ Hindu

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > --

> > > Love is a fruit in season at all times,

> > > and within the reach of every hand.

> > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~

> > >

> >

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> Love is a fruit in season at all times,

> and within the reach of every hand.

> ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~

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Cheers Richard! Good one. Thanks..I rarely get a good laugh these days.

 

For those who found it offesive: Ladies,Gents..have you seen Mel Brooks History of the World Part I (no no..dont look for part II there is no part II) ??? He jokes on every one from mid east including Jews (he being of Jewish roots)

 

One more on Youtube from the recently departed George Carlin

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

 

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In my humble opinion (I know it does not count but I cant stand any one against a good lagh :D ) Its only when you can laugh at yourself can you deserve perhaps a cent of respect you might deem yourself worthy.

 

Best,

 

Jay

 

 

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Here is something I found on net....just sharing with you ...

 

Hindus belive Ekam sat bahudavadanti Vipra....

Means truth is one...it manifests in deffrent form...

 

Hindus believe in one supreme God who created the universe and who is

worshipped as Light, Love and Consciousness.

 

 

Hindus believe that there is one all-pervasive God which energizes

the entire universe. We can see Him in the life shining out of the

eyes of humans and all creatures.

 

 

We Hindus believe that there is one all-pervasive God which energizes

the entire universe. We can see Him in the life shining out of the

eyes of humans and all creatures

 

 

This concept of God as existing in and giving life to all things is

called " panentheism. " It is different from pantheism, which is the

belief that God is the natural universe and nothing more. It is also

different from theism which says God is only above the world.

Panentheism is a beautiful concept. It says that God is both in the

world and beyond it, both immanent and transcendent

 

 

He is invisible, unmanifest and Nirguna (formless), but to please his

devotees whose mind cannot comprehend His glory, He takes on forms to

bless them.

 

 

Shankara in his lalita trishati bhashya explains this very

clearly,.....

 

 

bhaktaanugrahaaka vigraha vattam vinaa devataayaa buddhavanaaropeNa

saguNopaasana vigrahavantah aN^gikartavyaa iti pratishhThaapitam

 

 

 

If the dieties do not possess forms to bless their devotees, the

devotees cannot grasp them mentally and sagunopaasana becomes

impossible..

 

 

But how should we worship ?

 

Shankara says in the bhashya on how to worship

 

 

 

tathaapi tadapavaada purassaram shuddha chaitanyaabheda dhyana ruupa

mukhya bhajanam mukhya meva

 

 

 

A devotee must meditate only on his oneness with pure awareness in

worship.

 

 

 

When a devotee approaches Ishvara or Ishta-devata with reverence, he

thinks he is the body. He has the dehatma-buddhi.

 

 

 

Thus shrii shankara further explains this in the aatmashhaTakaM

 

 

 

manobuddhyaha.nkaarachittaani naahaM na cha shrotrajivhe na cha

ghraaNanetre . na cha vyomabhuumiH na tejo na vaayuH

chidaana.ndaruupaH shivo.ahaM shivo.aham.h

 

 

 

I am not the intellect, ego, mind. Neither am I hearing, taste,

smell, sight. Nor am I space, earth, light, air, field of

consciousness. I am the pure consciousness of bliss. I am Shiva. I am

Shiva.

 

 

 

daasaste.ahaM dehadR^ ishhTyaa.asmi shaMbho jaatasteM.asho

jiivadR^ishhTyaa tridR^ishhTe |

 

sarvasyaa.a.atmannaatmadR ^ishhTyaa tvameve\- tyevaM me

dhiirnishchitaa sarvashaastraiH ||

 

 

 

Oh Lord ! In the form of body I am your servant. In the form of life,

O three-eyed one, I am part of yourself. In the form of soul, you are

within me and in every other soul. I have arrived at this conclusion

through my intellect and on the authority of the various scriptures.

 

 

 

In 'Devi Mhatmya'... it is explained further...

 

 

 

Salutations to the divine Mother who exists in all beings in various

forms such as intelligence, mercy and beauty. Thou art the embodiment

of all power. Thou art the sole refuge for all "

 

 

 

 

 

devii-maahaatmya,

 

adhyaaya 5, shlokas 14-80

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu vishhNumAyeti shabditA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 14-16||

 

 

 

14-16. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who in all beings is

called Vishnumaya.

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu chetanetyabhidhIyate |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 17-19||

 

 

 

 

 

17-19. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings as consciousness;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu buddhirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 20-22||

 

 

 

 

 

20-22. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of intelligence;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu nidrArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 23-25||

 

 

 

 

 

23-25. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of sleep;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu kshudhArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 26-28||

 

 

 

 

 

26-28. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of hunger:

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu chhAyArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 29-31||

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

29-31. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of reflection;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu shaktirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 32-34||

 

 

 

 

 

32-34. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of power .

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu tR^ishhNArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 35-37||

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

35-37. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of thirst;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu kshAntirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 38-40||

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

38-40. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of forgiveness;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu jAtirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 41-43||

 

 

 

 

 

41-43. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of genus;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu lajjArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 44-46||

 

 

 

 

 

44-46. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of modesty;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu shAntirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 47-49||

 

 

 

 

 

47-49. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of peace;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu shraddhArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 50-52||

 

 

 

 

 

50-52. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of faith;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu kAntirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 53-55||

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

53-55. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of loveliness;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu lakshmIrUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 56-58||

 

 

 

 

 

56-58. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of good fortune;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu vR^ittirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 59-61||

 

 

 

 

 

59-61. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of activity;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu smR^itirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 62-64||

 

 

 

 

 

62-64. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of memory ;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu dayArUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 65-67||

 

 

 

 

 

65-67. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of compassion;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu tushhTirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 68-70||

 

 

 

 

 

68-70. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of contentment;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu mAtR^irUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 71-73||

 

 

 

 

 

71-73. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of mother;

 

 

 

 

 

yA devI sarvabhUteshhu bhrAntirUpeNa sa.nsthitA |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 74-76||

 

 

 

 

 

74-76. 'Salutations again and again to the Devi who abides in all

beings in the form of error;

 

 

 

 

 

indriyANAmadhishhThAtrI bhuutAnAJNchAkhileshhu yA |

 

bhUteshhu satataM tasyai vyAptidevyai namo namaH || 77||

 

 

 

 

 

77. 'Salutations again and again to the all-pervading Devi who

constantly presides over the senses of all beings and (governs) all

the elements;

 

 

 

 

 

chitirUpeNa yA kR^ itsnametad.hvyApya sthitA jagat.h |

 

namastasyai namastasyai namastasyai namo namaH || 78-80||

 

 

 

 

 

78-80. 'Salutations again and again to her who, pervading the entire

world, abides in the form of consciousness.

 

 

 

sacred-objects , anne thakur <annethakur

wrote:

>

> The era of the Gurus

> Sketch: Beatles goes hindu and now everyone want their own sitar to

levitate with in their back yard ashram. The Brahmins get a new fate

in the American Express Company. The Brahma Kumaris take over the

Indian Government, then the United Nations just before the world is

destroyed by Nuclear Bombs leaving just 900,000 of their followers to

enjoy heaven on earth

> they are all pretty funny.

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