Vedic philosophical humor: Oldie but goodie

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Three yogis, a jnana yogi, a astanga yogi, and a bhakti yogi, were

together in a car crash and all were killed. Poof! They all appeared

together at the Feet of Bhagavan.

 

First God asked the jnan-yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The jnani

replied, " I believe in your formless Brahman - so-aham! " God said,

" Good, come sit on my side "

 

Then God said to the bhakti yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The

Bhakta replied, " I believe in Your eternal service in Nitya-lila

Vaikuntha! " God said, " Good, come sit on my other side! "

 

Then God said to the astanga yogi, " So, what do you believe? " The

astanga yogi replied, " I believe you are sitting on my throne. "

 

Joking! joking!!