Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 NO! It IS being humorless! As long as I'm moderator there WILL be jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. Besides, it's not a joke, it's a fact. The Number of gods vastly outweighs the tiny number of humans on this tiny little earth. So there is truth even in humor. If you want to submit any joke go right ahead. Prove that you're NOT a square! Best wishes, Richard sacred-objects , " kishore patnaik " <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: > > It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the dignity of > Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. . > > What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How sportively would > you take it?? > No jokes. > Kishore patnaik > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: > > > In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit shakti and > > is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or > > eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this > > Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe, > > like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this > > tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods in > > Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny > > number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke! > > > > Y/s, > > Richard > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " Richard Shaw Brown " > > > > <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person. There is > > > still hope for humanity. > > > > > > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in Vaikuntha and > > > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth. Disprove > > > THAT! > > > > > > Y/s, > > > Richard > > > > > > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " kishore patnaik " > > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Cute? It is very objectionable. > > > > > > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness > > > Book of > > > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods outweigh the > > > > > number of followers. " > > > > > > > > > > http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > and within the reach of every hand. > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 The number of Gods outweigh Hindus on earth is fact and the number is increasing day-by-day as more and more Hindus are joining them in Swarag. " " As long as I'm moderator there WILL be jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. " " I think members are interested in knowing about Hindusim and not about jokes about hindusim.RetardsAmit M. Rupani On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 6:53 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: NO! It IS being humorless! As long as I'm moderator there WILL be jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. Besides, it's not a joke, it's a fact. The Number of gods vastly outweighs the tiny number of humans on this tiny little earth. So there is truth even in humor. If you want to submit any joke go right ahead. Prove that you're NOT a square! Best wishes, Richard sacred-objects , " kishore patnaik " <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: > > It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the dignity of > Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. . > > What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How sportively would > you take it?? > No jokes. > Kishore patnaik > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: > > > In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit shakti and > > is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or > > eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this > > Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe, > > like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this > > tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods in > > Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny > > number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke! > > > > Y/s, > > Richard > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " Richard Shaw Brown " > > > > <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person. There is > > > still hope for humanity. > > > > > > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in Vaikuntha and > > > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth. Disprove > > > THAT! > > > > > > Y/s, > > > Richard > > > > > > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " kishore patnaik " > > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Cute? It is very objectionable. > > > > > > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness > > > Book of > > > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods outweigh the > > > > > number of followers. " > > > > > > > > > > http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > and within the reach of every hand. > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > -- Regards,Amit M. Rupani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Once a christian missionary was going on and on the non divinity of Indian Gods. He showed a picture of Krishna as an infant, wherein he was eating a fruit with one hand and kept another hand on his private part, just as most of the kids do. " Look at your god, will any god do this way? " he questioned the audience and proceeded to produce a picture of jesus christ who was stretching his hand as if he is asking for something " Look at this, so mature and so good, he is asking for your faith " Amidst the silence of approval, a young boy got up and asked for permission to speak. The permission was given. The young boy went on to say " Saab, you seem to be right that your god seems to be asking for something. he is in deed begging for the fruit from my God and mischievous as my God is, showing him the appropriate part " There was applause in the congregation. Moral of the story: never hurt the sentiments of other religions, you may end up hurting your own. YOur religion is yours, mine is mine. They are like mothers. For me, your mother can be greater than my mother. Kishore patnaik Ps Do you want to further proofs that I am not square? On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 6:53 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: NO! It IS being humorless! As long as I'm moderator there WILL be jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. Besides, it's not a joke, it's a fact. The Number of gods vastly outweighs the tiny number of humans on this tiny little earth. So there is truth even in humor. If you want to submit any joke go right ahead. Prove that you're NOT a square! Best wishes, Richard sacred-objects , " kishore patnaik " <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: > > It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the dignity of > Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. . > > What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How sportively would > you take it?? > No jokes. > Kishore patnaik > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: > > > In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit shakti and > > is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or > > eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this > > Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe, > > like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this > > tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods in > > Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny > > number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke! > > > > Y/s, > > Richard > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " Richard Shaw Brown " > > > > <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person. There is > > > still hope for humanity. > > > > > > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in Vaikuntha and > > > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth. Disprove > > > THAT! > > > > > > Y/s, > > > Richard > > > > > > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " kishore patnaik " > > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Cute? It is very objectionable. > > > > > > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness > > > Book of > > > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods outweigh the > > > > > number of followers. " > > > > > > > > > > http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > and within the reach of every hand. > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > -- Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 For me, your mother can never be greater than mine. Typo. On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 7:34 PM, kishore patnaik <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: Once a christian missionary was going on and on the non divinity of Indian Gods. He showed a picture of Krishna as an infant, wherein he was eating a fruit with one hand and kept another hand on his private part, just as most of the kids do. " Look at your god, will any god do this way? " he questioned the audience and proceeded to produce a picture of jesus christ who was stretching his hand as if he is asking for something " Look at this, so mature and so good, he is asking for your faith " Amidst the silence of approval, a young boy got up and asked for permission to speak. The permission was given. The young boy went on to say " Saab, you seem to be right that your god seems to be asking for something. he is in deed begging for the fruit from my God and mischievous as my God is, showing him the appropriate part " There was applause in the congregation. Moral of the story: never hurt the sentiments of other religions, you may end up hurting your own. YOur religion is yours, mine is mine. They are like mothers. For me, your mother can be greater than my mother. Kishore patnaik Ps Do you want to further proofs that I am not square? On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 6:53 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: NO! It IS being humorless! As long as I'm moderator there WILL be jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. Besides, it's not a joke, it's a fact. The Number of gods vastly outweighs the tiny number of humans on this tiny little earth. So there is truth even in humor. If you want to submit any joke go right ahead. Prove that you're NOT a square! Best wishes, Richard sacred-objects , " kishore patnaik " <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: > > It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the dignity of > Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. . > > What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How sportively would > you take it?? > No jokes. > Kishore patnaik > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: > > > In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit shakti and > > is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or > > eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this > > Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe, > > like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this > > tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods in > > Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny > > number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke! > > > > Y/s, > > Richard > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " Richard Shaw Brown " > > > > <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person. There is > > > still hope for humanity. > > > > > > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in Vaikuntha and > > > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth. Disprove > > > THAT! > > > > > > Y/s, > > > Richard > > > > > > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " kishore patnaik " > > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Cute? It is very objectionable. > > > > > > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness > > > Book of > > > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods outweigh the > > > > > number of followers. " > > > > > > > > > > http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > and within the reach of every hand. > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > -- Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ -- Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 YES SIR!!! GOOD ONE!!! OK, YOU'RE NOT A SQUARE. COOL!!! Y/S, RICHARD sacred-objects , " kishore patnaik " <kishorepatnaik09 wrote: > > Once a christian missionary was going on and on the non divinity of Indian > Gods. He showed a picture of Krishna as an infant, wherein he was eating a > fruit with one hand and kept another hand on his private part, just as most > of the kids do. " Look at your god, will any god do this way? " he questioned > the audience and proceeded to produce a picture of jesus christ who was > stretching his hand as if he is asking for something > " Look at this, so mature and so good, he is asking for your faith " > > Amidst the silence of approval, a young boy got up and asked for permission > to speak. The permission was given. > > The young boy went on to say " Saab, you seem to be right that your god > seems to be asking for something. he is in deed begging for the fruit from > my God and mischievous as my God is, showing him the appropriate part " > > There was applause in the congregation. > > Moral of the story: never hurt the sentiments of other religions, you may > end up hurting your own. > > YOur religion is yours, mine is mine. They are like mothers. For me, your > mother can be greater than my mother. > > Kishore patnaik > > Ps Do you want to further proofs that I am not square? > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 6:53 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 > wrote: > > > NO! It IS being humorless! As long as I'm moderator there WILL be > > jokes on this forum. And they won't be about Christians, etc., because > > the members of this group are only interested in Hinduism. Besides, > > it's not a joke, it's a fact. The Number of gods vastly outweighs the > > tiny number of humans on this tiny little earth. So there is truth > > even in humor. If you want to submit any joke go right ahead. Prove > > that you're NOT a square! > > > > Best wishes, > > Richard > > > > sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40>, > > " kishore patnaik " > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > It is not being humorless, Richard, but you are poking at the dignity of > > > Hindus. I hope you read the article once again. . > > > > > > What if I write that Christianity is full of bastards? How > > sportively would > > > you take it?? > > > No jokes. > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > On Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> > > > wrote: > > > > > > > In the totality of eternal existence, 3/4 consists of Chit > > shakti and > > > > is Vaikuntha - that is called tri-pada vibhuti. The remaining 1/4 or > > > > eka-pada-vibhuti consists of Mahat-tattva. And within this > > > > Mahat-tattva there are numerous Brahmandas, and each has universe, > > > > like ours, and the earth is sooo tiny in this universe. And on this > > > > tiny Earth how many are Hindus? Specially by comparison to the gods in > > > > Vaikuntha. So surely it is correct to say the gods outweigh the tiny > > > > number of Hindus in this tiny Earth. No joke! > > > > > > > > Y/s, > > > > Richard > > > > > > > > --- In sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40> > > <sacred-objects%40>, > > > > " Richard Shaw Brown " > > > > > > > > <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > HAAAA! Out of 850 members we have only ONE humorless person. > > There is > > > > > still hope for humanity. > > > > > > > > > > Besides, say it is NOT a joke, and the number of gods in > > Vaikuntha and > > > > > Swarga greatly out-number all the Hindus on this tiny Earth. > > Disprove > > > > > THAT! > > > > > > > > > > Y/s, > > > > > Richard > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In sacred-objects <sacred-objects%40> > > <sacred-objects%40>, > > > > " kishore patnaik " > > > > > <kishorepatnaik09@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Cute? It is very objectionable. > > > > > > > > > > > > Kishore patnaik > > > > > > > > > > > > On 6/28/08, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a cute quote, " Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness > > > > > Book of > > > > > > > Records as the only religion where the number of Gods > > outweigh the > > > > > > > number of followers. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > > > and within the reach of every hand. > > > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- > Love is a fruit in season at all times, > and within the reach of every hand. > ~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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