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A 90 years old Jewish lady hobbles into a NY Travel Agency and asks for

a Ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bit shocked and suggests she travel

first to London, and then see how she feels. So she flies to London and

goes straight into a UK Travel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet.

The staff is a bit shocked and suggests she travel first to India, and

then see how she feels. So she flies to Delhi and goes straight into an

Indian Travel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bit

shocked and suggests she travel first to Nepal, and then see how she

feels. So she flies to Kathmandu and goes straight into a Nepalese

Travel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bit

shocked and asks where she’s going in Tibet. She replies, “I’m going to

Rinpoche Monastery in a cave on Kailash Mountain. The staff is a bit

shocked and suggests she travel first to Tibet, and then see how she

feels. So she flies to Lahasa and goes straight into a trekking agency

and asks for a guide to Rinpoche Monastery Cave. They are shocked and

tell her, “Madam! That is high above the snow line, it is very

dangerous mountain climbing!” But she insists, so they get her going

with a couple Sherpa. She traverses sheer cliffs and risky ledges and

finally reaches the cave monetary. When she enters the cave she is

stopped by some monks who ask what she wants? She says, “I want to meet

the Guru!” They reply, “Oh, no one can meet the Guru, very sorry!” But

she insists, saying, “I will only say THREE WORDS to the Guru, please

allow me to meet.” The monks relent and take the old lady into the cave

monastery and up to the highest chamber, where the Guru sits

majestically with long hair and beard. The monks inform the Guru about

the old ladies request and he agrees to hear her three words. So the

old lady goes near the big Guru and whispers in his ear, “Sammy! Come

home!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ha ha ha! Good one. best, JayRichard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: A 90 years old Jewish lady hobbles into a NY Travel Agency and asks fora Ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bit shocked and suggests she travelfirst to London, and then see how she feels. So she flies to London andgoes straight into a UK Travel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet.The staff is a bit shocked and suggests she travel first to India, andthen see how she feels. So she flies to

Delhi and goes straight into anIndian Travel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bitshocked and suggests she travel first to Nepal, and then see how shefeels. So she flies to Kathmandu and goes straight into a NepaleseTravel Agency and asks for a ticket to Tibet. The staff is a bitshocked and asks where she’s going in Tibet. She replies, “I’m going toRinpoche Monastery in a cave on Kailash Mountain. The staff is a bitshocked and suggests she travel first to Tibet, and then see how shefeels. So she flies to Lahasa and goes straight into a trekking agencyand asks for a guide to Rinpoche Monastery Cave. They are shocked andtell her, “Madam! That is high above the snow line, it is verydangerous mountain climbing!” But she insists, so they get her goingwith a couple Sherpa. She traverses sheer cliffs and risky ledges andfinally reaches the cave monetary. When she enters the cave she isstopped by some

monks who ask what she wants? She says, “I want to meetthe Guru!” They reply, “Oh, no one can meet the Guru, very sorry!” Butshe insists, saying, “I will only say THREE WORDS to the Guru, pleaseallow me to meet.” The monks relent and take the old lady into the cavemonastery and up to the highest chamber, where the Guru sitsmajestically with long hair and beard. The monks inform the Guru aboutthe old ladies request and he agrees to hear her three words. So theold lady goes near the big Guru and whispers in his ear, “Sammy! Comehome!”Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.

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i am hysterically laughing.................

so true so true

having come form a jewish family in this

incarnation. this is really funny

thanks!

 

 

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