Guest guest Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Moses & Jesus are playing a round of golf. They come to a par 3 with a water trap in front. Jesus pulls out a 4 iron, but Moses suggests, that he better use a 3 iron to clear that water trap. Jesus scoffs, " I saw Tiger Woods play this hole and he made it on easy with a 4 iron! " So, Jesus tees off but his ball goes right into the water, " splash! " Jesus is angry and to get his ball he walks on top of the water. Some other golfer sees this and comes over to ask Moses, " Who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ? " To which Moses replies, " Naa! He thinks he's Tiger Woods! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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