Guest guest Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 This joke is Patented by; Screwballs & Oddballs Inc. Goswami's Ruling on the Cow-on-Cow Homicide A neighbor ran into Judge Goswami’s room and asked him, “If one man’s cow kills another’s, is the owner of the first cow responsible?” “It depends,” the Goswami cautiously answered. “Well,” said the man, “your cow has killed mine!” “Oh,” answered the Goswami. “Well, everyone knows that a cow can’t think like a human. So obviously, a cow isn’t responsible. And therefore, its owner isn’t responsible either.” “Excuse me, Judge,” the man interrupted, “I made a mistake. What I meant to say is that my cow has killed yours!” Judge Goswami, sat in contemplation for a few moments. “Now that I think about it more carefully,” he announced, “this case is much more complex then I initially thought.” The Gowswami turned to his assistant and said, “Please bring me that big blue book on the shelf behind you…” For S & O Inc. Abhishek Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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