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In the Hindu Bible, Srimad Bhagavad Gita, Lord Krishna tells Arjuna,

 

“Raso-aham-apsu kaunteya!” – I am the taste of water, …among animals

I’m the lion, among birds I’m the eagle, among fish I’m the shark, and

so on…

 

Well, Krishna only gave a partial list, which could be updated like…

 

Oh Arjuna, among rock bands I’m the Beatles, Among bad guys I’m Hitler,

among fashion models I’m Twiggy, among Basketball players I’m Wilt the

stilt,

 

Among guns I’m the bazooka, among bombs I’m the H bomb, among great

actors I’m a cross between Robert Di Nero & Al Pachino, among corny

actors I’m Bombay Dev Anand,

 

Among aging bades I’m Bridget Bardot, among left-wing commie pinko

traitors I’m Jane Fonda, among fast food restaurants I’m Howard

Johnsons, among things to avoid like the plague I’m the plague,

 

Among bridges up-for-sale I’m the Brooklyn Bridge, among dogs I’m the

son of Lassie & Rin Tin Tin, among golf players I’m the son of Ben

Hogan and Tiger Woods’ caddy, among spiders I’m the friggen Funnel

Spider,

 

Among smart directors I’m Tobe Hooper, Among wise-ass Vulcans I’m

Spock, among lousy rock bands I’m the Move, among radical guitar

players I’m Jimi Hendrix,

 

Among bimbos I’m Brittany Spears, among playing cards I’m the Ace,

among Motorcycles I’m Triumph, among brave soldiers I’m Audy Murphy,

 

Among jokers I’m Cheech & Chong, among tenors I’m Mario Lanza, among

jerks I’m Lyndon Johnson, among wackos I’m Charles Manson,

 

Among big monkeys I’m King Kong, among Mexican knives I’m the switch

blade, among Italian knives I’m the stilletto, among Ugandan knives I’m

the machete,

 

Among African-Americans I’m Rochester, among dick-heads to work for I’m

Jack Benny, among non-lying Presidents I’m, I’m, ah, lets pass on this,

among bystanders I’m Jack Ruby,

 

Among monumental screw-ups I’m the partition of India into Pakistan,

among airplanes I’m Air Force One, among racist groups I’m the Klu Klux

Klan, as proof of a Masonic-Templar-Illuminati conspiracy I’m the $1

bill,

 

Among famous movie lines I’m: “Play it again, Sam!”, among horny

bastards I’m a friggen mormon, among good jokes I’m the Polish Coyote,

among bad jokes I’m the “knock knock” joke,

 

Among Psychedelic music magazines I’m Ugly Things, among rock bands

that SHOULD have “made it” I’m The Misunderstood, among poison gases

I’m Sarin, among health foods I’m carrot juice,

 

Among hoaxes perpetrated on the world I’m the Moon Walk, among the

world’s royalty I’m the King of Thailand, among good causes I’m Mother

Teresa, among bad causes I’m terrorism,

 

Among loud rock bands I’m Spinal Tap, among loud amp volumes I’m 11,

among wild guitar players I’m Angus Young, among Las Vegas has-beens

I’m Tom Jones,

 

Among Las Vegas winners I’m the slot machine, among soft drinks I’m

Cream Soda, among best-kept-secret Cool Scenes I’m Bangkok,

 

Among Scientologists I’m Tom Cruise, among false prophets I’m Jim

Jones, among hipster cops I’m Sonny Crockett, among absurd inventions

I’m the pogo stick,

 

Among Years I’m the leap year, among obnoxious surfers I’m Mickey Dora,

among guilty SOBs I’m the illegitimate son of OJ Simpson and Mike

Jackson, among bad movies I’m Chuck Norris’s MIA,

 

Among shit-out-of-luck ships I’m the Titanic, among those you don’t

want to piss off I’m Tony Jaa, among bad choices for a cell mate I’m

A-Team’s Mr. T, among sources of the truth I’m Deep Throat,

 

Among disgraced comebacks I’m Pee Wee Herman, among heavyweight boxing

champions I’m Rocky M., among nutcase big wave surfers I’m “Double D”

(Derrick Dorner), among great fights I’m Leonard v/s Hearns, among

lousy fights I’m Leonard v/s No Mas,

 

Among dancers I’m Chubby Checker, among successful

preposterous-nonsense books I’m Harry Potter, among radical surf spots

I’m Jaws, among COOL songs I’m “Shapes of Things” by the Yardbirds,

 

Among over-rated guitar players I’m Eric Clapton, among super guitar

players I’m a toss up between Jeff Beck and his student Joe Satriani,

among righteous surf conditions I’m 6 foot and glassy point break,

among boards I’m the Phil Edwards model,

 

Among great rubies that turned out to be spinels I’m the Timur, among

astrologers who “just don’t get it about gems & astrology” I’m Tom

Hopke, among stolen treasures I’m the Crown Jewels of England, among

bad tastes I’m caviar,

 

Among attacks I’m D-Day, among great tastes I’m yummy Chocolate Peanut

Butter Cup, among hated people I’m any IRS agent, among lawyers I’m Ken

Starr, among mistakes I’m Viet Nam War,

 

Among dead-as-a-doornail chicks I’m Lady Di, among things to avoid I’m

an Ice Berg, among things not to give your kids to play with I’m

plutonium, and among great cartoonists I’m Don Martin,

 

Among aliens I’m THE Alien, among baby-boomers I’m the adopted Son of

Alan Ginsberg & Richard Alpert, among gnarly massacres I’m Mai Lai,

among good Indian sweets I’m Ras-gulla,

 

Among super-heroes I’m The Hulk, among dumb-shit police I’m Serpico,

among non-bullet-proof presidents I’m John Kennedy, among good deals

I’m the Green Album,

 

Among good reasons NOT to get born rich I’m J Paul Getty Jr., among

dirt-bag generals I’m Westmoreland, among all pains in the neck I’m

Elliot Ness, among sexy dudes I’m young Mel Gibson,

 

Among ugly watches I’m Rado, among great inventions I’m the iPhone,

Among awesome guitar solos I’m Jeff Beck on Mister Ur a Better Man than

I, and among ALL idiotic creations ever on the face of the Earth I’m MS

DOS.

 

Catch My drift, Oh son of Kunti!?

 

Now let’s talk about My illusionary energy, Maya, i.e., Monika

Lewinsky…

 

 

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Come on, Come on, Dev Anand was not corny in his youth. Best, JayRichard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: In the Hindu Bible, Srimad Bhagavad Gita, Lord Krishna tells Arjuna,“Raso-aham-apsu kaunteya!” – I am the taste of water, …among animalsI’m the lion, among birds I’m the eagle, among fish I’m the shark, andso on…Well, Krishna only gave a partial list, which could be updated like…Oh Arjuna, among rock bands I’m the Beatles, Among bad guys I’m Hitler,among fashion models

I’m Twiggy, among Basketball players I’m Wilt thestilt, Among guns I’m the bazooka, among bombs I’m the H bomb, among greatactors I’m a cross between Robert Di Nero & Al Pachino, among cornyactors I’m Bombay Dev Anand,Among aging bades I’m Bridget Bardot, among left-wing commie pinkotraitors I’m Jane Fonda, among fast food restaurants I’m HowardJohnsons, among things to avoid like the plague I’m the plague, Among bridges up-for-sale I’m the Brooklyn Bridge, among dogs I’m theson of Lassie & Rin Tin Tin, among golf players I’m the son of BenHogan and Tiger Woods’ caddy, among spiders I’m the friggen FunnelSpider, Among smart directors I’m Tobe Hooper, Among wise-ass Vulcans I’mSpock, among lousy rock bands I’m the Move, among radical guitarplayers I’m Jimi Hendrix, Among bimbos I’m Brittany Spears, among playing cards I’m the Ace,among Motorcycles I’m Triumph, among brave soldiers

I’m Audy Murphy,Among jokers I’m Cheech & Chong, among tenors I’m Mario Lanza, amongjerks I’m Lyndon Johnson, among wackos I’m Charles Manson, Among big monkeys I’m King Kong, among Mexican knives I’m the switchblade, among Italian knives I’m the stilletto, among Ugandan knives I’mthe machete,Among African-Americans I’m Rochester, among dick-heads to work for I’mJack Benny, among non-lying Presidents I’m, I’m, ah, lets pass on this,among bystanders I’m Jack Ruby, Among monumental screw-ups I’m the partition of India into Pakistan,among airplanes I’m Air Force One, among racist groups I’m the Klu KluxKlan, as proof of a Masonic-Templar-Illuminati conspiracy I’m the $1bill, Among famous movie lines I’m: “Play it again, Sam!”, among hornybastards I’m a friggen mormon, among good jokes I’m the Polish Coyote,among bad jokes I’m the “knock knock” joke, Among Psychedelic music

magazines I’m Ugly Things, among rock bandsthat SHOULD have “made it” I’m The Misunderstood, among poison gasesI’m Sarin, among health foods I’m carrot juice, Among hoaxes perpetrated on the world I’m the Moon Walk, among theworld’s royalty I’m the King of Thailand, among good causes I’m MotherTeresa, among bad causes I’m terrorism, Among loud rock bands I’m Spinal Tap, among loud amp volumes I’m 11,among wild guitar players I’m Angus Young, among Las Vegas has-beensI’m Tom Jones, Among Las Vegas winners I’m the slot machine, among soft drinks I’mCream Soda, among best-kept-secret Cool Scenes I’m Bangkok, Among Scientologists I’m Tom Cruise, among false prophets I’m JimJones, among hipster cops I’m Sonny Crockett, among absurd inventionsI’m the pogo stick, Among Years I’m the leap year, among obnoxious surfers I’m Mickey Dora,among guilty SOBs I’m the illegitimate son of OJ Simpson and

MikeJackson, among bad movies I’m Chuck Norris’s MIA, Among shit-out-of-luck ships I’m the Titanic, among those you don’twant to piss off I’m Tony Jaa, among bad choices for a cell mate I’mA-Team’s Mr. T, among sources of the truth I’m Deep Throat, Among disgraced comebacks I’m Pee Wee Herman, among heavyweight boxingchampions I’m Rocky M., among nutcase big wave surfers I’m “Double D”(Derrick Dorner), among great fights I’m Leonard v/s Hearns, amonglousy fights I’m Leonard v/s No Mas, Among dancers I’m Chubby Checker, among successfulpreposterous-nonsense books I’m Harry Potter, among radical surf spotsI’m Jaws, among COOL songs I’m “Shapes of Things” by the Yardbirds, Among over-rated guitar players I’m Eric Clapton, among super guitarplayers I’m a toss up between Jeff Beck and his student Joe Satriani,among righteous surf conditions I’m 6 foot and glassy point break,among boards I’m

the Phil Edwards model, Among great rubies that turned out to be spinels I’m the Timur, amongastrologers who “just don’t get it about gems & astrology” I’m TomHopke, among stolen treasures I’m the Crown Jewels of England, amongbad tastes I’m caviar, Among attacks I’m D-Day, among great tastes I’m yummy Chocolate PeanutButter Cup, among hated people I’m any IRS agent, among lawyers I’m KenStarr, among mistakes I’m Viet Nam War, Among dead-as-a-doornail chicks I’m Lady Di, among things to avoid I’man Ice Berg, among things not to give your kids to play with I’mplutonium, and among great cartoonists I’m Don Martin, Among aliens I’m THE Alien, among baby-boomers I’m the adopted Son ofAlan Ginsberg & Richard Alpert, among gnarly massacres I’m Mai Lai,among good Indian sweets I’m Ras-gulla, Among super-heroes I’m The Hulk, among dumb-shit police I’m Serpico,among non-bullet-proof presidents

I’m John Kennedy, among good dealsI’m the Green Album, Among good reasons NOT to get born rich I’m J Paul Getty Jr., amongdirt-bag generals I’m Westmoreland, among all pains in the neck I’mElliot Ness, among sexy dudes I’m young Mel Gibson, Among ugly watches I’m Rado, among great inventions I’m the iPhone,Among awesome guitar solos I’m Jeff Beck on Mister Ur a Better Man thanI, and among ALL idiotic creations ever on the face of the Earth I’m MSDOS. Catch My drift, Oh son of Kunti!?Now let’s talk about My illusionary energy, Maya, i.e., MonikaLewinsky…Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.

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I have never had a better laugh in the morning!!!!!!!! Laughter is truly the best medicine!!!!! I think in order to get this in its entirety you would have to be a person well versed in world history and well acquainted with American pop culture & history. How about, "among great runners I am Prefontaine" ? "Among womanizers (20,000?) I am Wilt the Stilt Chamberlain" "Among great organist I am Brian Auger" "among guitar players who never truly got their due I am Robin Trower" How about keeping this running!!!!!!!LOL!!!! Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote: In the Hindu Bible, Srimad Bhagavad Gita, Lord Krishna tells Arjuna,“Raso-aham-apsu kaunteya!” – I am the taste of water, …among animalsI’m the lion, among birds I’m the eagle, among fish I’m the shark, andso on…Well, Krishna only gave a partial list, which could be updated like…Oh Arjuna, among rock bands I’m the Beatles, Among bad guys I’m Hitler,among fashion models I’m Twiggy, among Basketball players I’m Wilt thestilt, Among guns I’m the bazooka, among bombs I’m the H bomb, among greatactors I’m a cross between Robert Di Nero & Al Pachino, among cornyactors I’m Bombay Dev Anand,Among aging bades I’m Bridget Bardot, among left-wing commie pinkotraitors I’m Jane Fonda, among fast food restaurants I’m

HowardJohnsons, among things to avoid like the plague I’m the plague, Among bridges up-for-sale I’m the Brooklyn Bridge, among dogs I’m theson of Lassie & Rin Tin Tin, among golf players I’m the son of BenHogan and Tiger Woods’ caddy, among spiders I’m the friggen FunnelSpider, Among smart directors I’m Tobe Hooper, Among wise-ass Vulcans I’mSpock, among lousy rock bands I’m the Move, among radical guitarplayers I’m Jimi Hendrix, Among bimbos I’m Brittany Spears, among playing cards I’m the Ace,among Motorcycles I’m Triumph, among brave soldiers I’m Audy Murphy,Among jokers I’m Cheech & Chong, among tenors I’m Mario Lanza, amongjerks I’m Lyndon Johnson, among wackos I’m Charles Manson, Among big monkeys I’m King Kong, among Mexican knives I’m the switchblade, among Italian knives I’m the stilletto, among Ugandan knives I’mthe machete,Among African-Americans I’m Rochester, among

dick-heads to work for I’mJack Benny, among non-lying Presidents I’m, I’m, ah, lets pass on this,among bystanders I’m Jack Ruby, Among monumental screw-ups I’m the partition of India into Pakistan,among airplanes I’m Air Force One, among racist groups I’m the Klu KluxKlan, as proof of a Masonic-Templar-Illuminati conspiracy I’m the $1bill, Among famous movie lines I’m: “Play it again, Sam!”, among hornybastards I’m a friggen mormon, among good jokes I’m the Polish Coyote,among bad jokes I’m the “knock knock” joke, Among Psychedelic music magazines I’m Ugly Things, among rock bandsthat SHOULD have “made it” I’m The Misunderstood, among poison gasesI’m Sarin, among health foods I’m carrot juice, Among hoaxes perpetrated on the world I’m the Moon Walk, among theworld’s royalty I’m the King of Thailand, among good causes I’m MotherTeresa, among bad causes I’m terrorism, Among loud rock

bands I’m Spinal Tap, among loud amp volumes I’m 11,among wild guitar players I’m Angus Young, among Las Vegas has-beensI’m Tom Jones, Among Las Vegas winners I’m the slot machine, among soft drinks I’mCream Soda, among best-kept-secret Cool Scenes I’m Bangkok, Among Scientologists I’m Tom Cruise, among false prophets I’m JimJones, among hipster cops I’m Sonny Crockett, among absurd inventionsI’m the pogo stick, Among Years I’m the leap year, among obnoxious surfers I’m Mickey Dora,among guilty SOBs I’m the illegitimate son of OJ Simpson and MikeJackson, among bad movies I’m Chuck Norris’s MIA, Among shit-out-of-luck ships I’m the Titanic, among those you don’twant to piss off I’m Tony Jaa, among bad choices for a cell mate I’mA-Team’s Mr. T, among sources of the truth I’m Deep Throat, Among disgraced comebacks I’m Pee Wee Herman, among heavyweight boxingchampions I’m Rocky M., among

nutcase big wave surfers I’m “Double D”(Derrick Dorner), among great fights I’m Leonard v/s Hearns, amonglousy fights I’m Leonard v/s No Mas, Among dancers I’m Chubby Checker, among successfulpreposterous-nonsense books I’m Harry Potter, among radical surf spotsI’m Jaws, among COOL songs I’m “Shapes of Things” by the Yardbirds, Among over-rated guitar players I’m Eric Clapton, among super guitarplayers I’m a toss up between Jeff Beck and his student Joe Satriani,among righteous surf conditions I’m 6 foot and glassy point break,among boards I’m the Phil Edwards model, Among great rubies that turned out to be spinels I’m the Timur, amongastrologers who “just don’t get it about gems & astrology” I’m TomHopke, among stolen treasures I’m the Crown Jewels of England, amongbad tastes I’m caviar, Among attacks I’m D-Day, among great tastes I’m yummy Chocolate PeanutButter Cup, among hated people

I’m any IRS agent, among lawyers I’m KenStarr, among mistakes I’m Viet Nam War, Among dead-as-a-doornail chicks I’m Lady Di, among things to avoid I’man Ice Berg, among things not to give your kids to play with I’mplutonium, and among great cartoonists I’m Don Martin, Among aliens I’m THE Alien, among baby-boomers I’m the adopted Son ofAlan Ginsberg & Richard Alpert, among gnarly massacres I’m Mai Lai,among good Indian sweets I’m Ras-gulla, Among super-heroes I’m The Hulk, among dumb-shit police I’m Serpico,among non-bullet-proof presidents I’m John Kennedy, among good dealsI’m the Green Album, Among good reasons NOT to get born rich I’m J Paul Getty Jr., amongdirt-bag generals I’m Westmoreland, among all pains in the neck I’mElliot Ness, among sexy dudes I’m young Mel Gibson, Among ugly watches I’m Rado, among great inventions I’m the iPhone,Among awesome guitar solos I’m Jeff Beck on

Mister Ur a Better Man thanI, and among ALL idiotic creations ever on the face of the Earth I’m MSDOS. Catch My drift, Oh son of Kunti!?Now let’s talk about My illusionary energy, Maya, i.e., MonikaLewinsky…Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.

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I liked itOn Jan 19, 2008 1:13 AM, Richard Shaw Brown <rsbj66 wrote:

 

 

 

 

In the Hindu Bible, Srimad Bhagavad Gita, Lord Krishna tells Arjuna,

 

"Raso-aham-apsu kaunteya!" – I am the taste of water, …among animals

I'm the lion, among birds I'm the eagle, among fish I'm the shark, and

so on…

 

Well, Krishna only gave a partial list, which could be updated like…

 

Oh Arjuna, among rock bands I'm the Beatles, Among bad guys I'm Hitler,

among fashion models I'm Twiggy, among Basketball players I'm Wilt the

stilt,

 

Among guns I'm the bazooka, among bombs I'm the H bomb, among great

actors I'm a cross between Robert Di Nero & Al Pachino, among corny

actors I'm Bombay Dev Anand,

 

Among aging bades I'm Bridget Bardot, among left-wing commie pinko

traitors I'm Jane Fonda, among fast food restaurants I'm Howard

Johnsons, among things to avoid like the plague I'm the plague,

 

Among bridges up-for-sale I'm the Brooklyn Bridge, among dogs I'm the

son of Lassie & Rin Tin Tin, among golf players I'm the son of Ben

Hogan and Tiger Woods' caddy, among spiders I'm the friggen Funnel

Spider,

 

Among smart directors I'm Tobe Hooper, Among wise-ass Vulcans I'm

Spock, among lousy rock bands I'm the Move, among radical guitar

players I'm Jimi Hendrix,

 

Among bimbos I'm Brittany Spears, among playing cards I'm the Ace,

among Motorcycles I'm Triumph, among brave soldiers I'm Audy Murphy,

 

Among jokers I'm Cheech & Chong, among tenors I'm Mario Lanza, among

jerks I'm Lyndon Johnson, among wackos I'm Charles Manson,

 

Among big monkeys I'm King Kong, among Mexican knives I'm the switch

blade, among Italian knives I'm the stilletto, among Ugandan knives I'm

the machete,

 

Among African-Americans I'm Rochester, among dick-heads to work for I'm

Jack Benny, among non-lying Presidents I'm, I'm, ah, lets pass on this,

among bystanders I'm Jack Ruby,

 

Among monumental screw-ups I'm the partition of India into Pakistan,

among airplanes I'm Air Force One, among racist groups I'm the Klu Klux

Klan, as proof of a Masonic-Templar-Illuminati conspiracy I'm the $1

bill,

 

Among famous movie lines I'm: "Play it again, Sam!", among horny

bastards I'm a friggen mormon, among good jokes I'm the Polish Coyote,

among bad jokes I'm the "knock knock" joke,

 

Among Psychedelic music magazines I'm Ugly Things, among rock bands

that SHOULD have "made it" I'm The Misunderstood, among poison gases

I'm Sarin, among health foods I'm carrot juice,

 

Among hoaxes perpetrated on the world I'm the Moon Walk, among the

world's royalty I'm the King of Thailand, among good causes I'm Mother

Teresa, among bad causes I'm terrorism,

 

Among loud rock bands I'm Spinal Tap, among loud amp volumes I'm 11,

among wild guitar players I'm Angus Young, among Las Vegas has-beens

I'm Tom Jones,

 

Among Las Vegas winners I'm the slot machine, among soft drinks I'm

Cream Soda, among best-kept-secret Cool Scenes I'm Bangkok,

 

Among Scientologists I'm Tom Cruise, among false prophets I'm Jim

Jones, among hipster cops I'm Sonny Crockett, among absurd inventions

I'm the pogo stick,

 

Among Years I'm the leap year, among obnoxious surfers I'm Mickey Dora,

among guilty SOBs I'm the illegitimate son of OJ Simpson and Mike

Jackson, among bad movies I'm Chuck Norris's MIA,

 

Among shit-out-of-luck ships I'm the Titanic, among those you don't

want to piss off I'm Tony Jaa, among bad choices for a cell mate I'm

A-Team's Mr. T, among sources of the truth I'm Deep Throat,

 

Among disgraced comebacks I'm Pee Wee Herman, among heavyweight boxing

champions I'm Rocky M., among nutcase big wave surfers I'm "Double D"

(Derrick Dorner), among great fights I'm Leonard v/s Hearns, among

lousy fights I'm Leonard v/s No Mas,

 

Among dancers I'm Chubby Checker, among successful

preposterous-nonsense books I'm Harry Potter, among radical surf spots

I'm Jaws, among COOL songs I'm "Shapes of Things" by the Yardbirds,

 

Among over-rated guitar players I'm Eric Clapton, among super guitar

players I'm a toss up between Jeff Beck and his student Joe Satriani,

among righteous surf conditions I'm 6 foot and glassy point break,

among boards I'm the Phil Edwards model,

 

Among great rubies that turned out to be spinels I'm the Timur, among

astrologers who "just don't get it about gems & astrology" I'm Tom

Hopke, among stolen treasures I'm the Crown Jewels of England, among

bad tastes I'm caviar,

 

Among attacks I'm D-Day, among great tastes I'm yummy Chocolate Peanut

Butter Cup, among hated people I'm any IRS agent, among lawyers I'm Ken

Starr, among mistakes I'm Viet Nam War,

 

Among dead-as-a-doornail chicks I'm Lady Di, among things to avoid I'm

an Ice Berg, among things not to give your kids to play with I'm

plutonium, and among great cartoonists I'm Don Martin,

 

Among aliens I'm THE Alien, among baby-boomers I'm the adopted Son of

Alan Ginsberg & Richard Alpert, among gnarly massacres I'm Mai Lai,

among good Indian sweets I'm Ras-gulla,

 

Among super-heroes I'm The Hulk, among dumb-shit police I'm Serpico,

among non-bullet-proof presidents I'm John Kennedy, among good deals

I'm the Green Album,

 

Among good reasons NOT to get born rich I'm J Paul Getty Jr., among

dirt-bag generals I'm Westmoreland, among all pains in the neck I'm

Elliot Ness, among sexy dudes I'm young Mel Gibson,

 

Among ugly watches I'm Rado, among great inventions I'm the iPhone,

Among awesome guitar solos I'm Jeff Beck on Mister Ur a Better Man than

I, and among ALL idiotic creations ever on the face of the Earth I'm MS

DOS.

 

Catch My drift, Oh son of Kunti!?

 

Now let's talk about My illusionary energy, Maya, i.e., Monika

Lewinsky…

 

Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.

 

 

 

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