Surfers' Introduction to Bhagavad-Gita for hipsters

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Surfers' Introduction to Bhagavad Gita

 

About a-gazillion years ago, or more like, say, 5,000 years back, there

was this radical prince dude named Arjuna. He was a mate with his bud,

Krishna, a former cow-herder turned political advisor (who's, like,

actually, GOD! or some kinda cosmic heavy-weight). Arjuna and his bros

got ripped off by those dirt-bag Kauravas, who were sons of that blind

king dude, who was kinda Arjuna’s uncle because of some family BS.

 

Anyway, these Kaurava cats were headed by jerk-in-chief named

Duryodhan, and they ripped off Arjuna and his bros by being un-fair and

un-square ass holes!!! (forget karma, dude!).

 

So this all leads up to a mega rumble. Like a Vedic “West Side Story”

but here the Sharks and the Jets are the Kauravas ?BAD GUYS (wink!

Wink!), and the Pandavas, Arjuna’s gang ?GOOD GUYS). And they’re gonna

have this gnarly gang-fight over ownership of a piece of dirt ?INDIA,

OK!)

 

Just before they start to kick some ass, Arjuna asks Krishna to drive

his ride over to go check out the scene. Man, everywhere he looked it

was, like, all some kinda family ties. So Arjuna got bummed! He told

Krishna, “Screw this BS! I ‘m a friggen conciencious objector, and I

want out! " (Jeez! He didn’t even have a draft card.)

 

Krishna’s like, “Dude!?!”

 

But Arjuna is seriously zoned and feeling bummed-out. Finally he looks

at Krishna and says, “Man, it’s YOUR call!”

 

Presto: Bhagavad-Gita for hipsters

 

 

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