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MBA v/s Engineer

 

An MBA and an Engineer went on a camping trip,

set up their tent, and fall asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

" Look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "

The MBA replies, " I see millions of stars. "

" What does that tell you? " asked engineer.

The MBA ponders for a minute.and said....

" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and

potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and

insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

So " Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market.

Strategically such market would be a volume driven market

Financially it would be a low margin market.

From HR point of view we would require huge manpower

 

What does it tell you? " ,he then asked to the engineer,

 

 

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.

 

 

" Practically "

 

 

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