Releaving stress.

[Guest guest]

Dear List members,

To releave stress due to current transits, here is some humor.

I could not stop myself from sending it.

I am sure you will enjoy. (Excuse me; it is not related to astrology).

 

Following is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in

various places of India...

 

 

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

 

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please

sanction me one-week leave.

 

 

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the

" mundan " ceremony of his 10 year old son:

 

" as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.. "

 

 

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was

performing his daughter's wedding:

" as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.. "

 

 

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

 

" As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,

please grant me 10 days leave. "

 

 

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

 

" Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

return, please grant me half day casual leave "

 

 

6. An incident of a leave letter

 

" I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday. "

 

 

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

 

" As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

you to leave me today "

 

 

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

 

" As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. "

 

 

9. Covering note:

 

" I am enclosed herewith... "

 

 

10. Another one:

 

" Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below... "

 

 

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

 

" My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I

may be granted leave " .

 

 

12. Letter writing: -

 

" I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well. "

[Guest guest]

Real good humour, Rajeev. This reminded me some of the events connected to

my colleages in the past.

 

Best wishes,

 

 

 

-

" Rajeev Bharol " <rajeev.bharol

 

Saturday, July 09, 2005 12:20 PM

Releaving stress.

 

 

> Dear List members,

> To releave stress due to current transits, here is some humor.

> I could not stop myself from sending it.

> I am sure you will enjoy. (Excuse me; it is not related to astrology).

>

> Following is a collection of leave letters and applications written by

> people in

> various places of India...

>

>

> 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

>

> Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,

> please

> sanction me one-week leave.

>

>

> 2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing

> the

> " mundan " ceremony of his 10 year old son:

>

> " as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.. "

>

>

> 3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was

> performing his daughter's wedding:

> " as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.. "

>

>

> 4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

>

> " As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,

> please grant me 10 days leave. "

>

>

> 5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

>

> " Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

> return, please grant me half day casual leave "

>

>

> 6. An incident of a leave letter

>

> " I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday. "

>

>

> 7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

>

> " As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

> you to leave me today "

>

>

> 8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

>

> " As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. "

>

>

> 9. Covering note:

>

> " I am enclosed herewith... "

>

>

> 10. Another one:

>

> " Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below... "

>

>

> 11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

>

> " My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home

> I

> may be granted leave " .

>

>

> 12. Letter writing: -

>

> " I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well. "

>

>

>

>