Guest guest Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?"God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance.Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"God replied, "Well..." He stopped for a moment and said, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you." Haresh(Harry)Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) Bring your gang together - do your thing. Start your group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 23, 2007 Report Share Posted December 23, 2007 Dear Mr Nathani Thanks for your message and realise the pains you have taken to type out a message without spelling or grammatical mistakes. But Mr. Nathani, will you please let us know as to what you convey by this message in an astrological forum. Yours humbly With kin regards MK Viswanath " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405 wrote: A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, " Is my time up? " God replied, " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, " I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance? " God replied, " Well... " He stopped for a moment and said, " Sorry, I didn't recognize you. " Haresh(Harry)Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) Bring your gang together - do your thing. Go to http://in.promos./groups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Good capitalisation of an Serious astrological Forum by both parties. Bhaskar. jyotish-vidya , MK Viswanath <astrologervishy_nair wrote: > > Dear Mr. Nathani > > The message conveys that if one does not serve God, will meet his / her end violently? > > I cannot believe it. > > BTW we are coming out with a magazine in astrology by end of this month. Will it be possible for you to contribute in the form of articles, as I see your English is quite good. > > Regards > MK Viswanath > mob 9440 346 285 > " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405 wrote: > Dear Mr. Vishwanath > > The msg comveyed is that we should use the balance part of life as much as possible in the service of God by serving whichever oppurtunities God provides to us. > > Haresh(Harry)Nathani > Vedic Astologer > Cell +91 98672 14103 > (Mumbai,India) > > > MK Viswanath <astrologervishy_nair > jyotish-vidya > Monday, 24 December, 2007 7:47:50 AM > Re: Cosmetic Surgery - Yes??? No??? Give it a second thought!!!!!!!!!!! > > Dear Mr Nathani > > Thanks for your message and realise the pains you have taken to type out a message without spelling or grammatical mistakes. > > But Mr. Nathani, will you please let us know as to what you convey by this message in an astrological forum. > > Yours humbly > With kin regards > MK Viswanath > > " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405 > wrote: > A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. > While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, " Is my time up? " > > God replied, " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. > While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance. > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, " I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance? " > > God replied, " Well... " He stopped for a moment and said, " Sorry, I didn't recognize you. " > > Haresh(Harry) Nathani > Vedic Astologer > Cell +91 98672 14103 > (Mumbai,India) > > Bring your gang together - do your thing. Go to http://in.promos. / groups > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 May be this mail is not addressed to me rgds Viswanath " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405 wrote: Dear Vishwanath Whenever u r in Mumbai just call me on my cell & I will guide u how to come to my residence. Haresh(Harry)Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) pdk kotak <ganeshji101 jyotish-vidya Wednesday, 26 December, 2007 6:41:18 PM Re: Cosmetic Surgery - Yes??? No??? Give it a second thought!!!!!!!!!!! Pujay shri Nathaniji, With best wishes for the New year I would like to request u, if u can let me have yr address in Mumbai - while I am in Mumbai would like to meet knowledgeable person -such as yr-selves. Haribol pdk " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405 > wrote: Dear Vishwanath Certainly I will love to write for ur magazine. I am already writing a book on astrology which I plan to release by april o8. U can also take this article on which u hv asked as a sense of humour.! Haresh(Harry) Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) MK Viswanath <astrologervishy_ nair (AT) (DOT) co.in> jyotish-vidya Monday, 24 December, 2007 7:57:23 PM Re: Cosmetic Surgery - Yes??? No??? Give it a second thought!!!!! !!!!!! Dear Mr. Nathani The message conveys that if one does not serve God, will meet his / her end violently? I cannot believe it. BTW we are coming out with a magazine in astrology by end of this month. Will it be possible for you to contribute in the form of articles, as I see your English is quite good. Regards MK Viswanath mob 9440 346 285 " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405> wrote: Dear Mr.. Vishwanath The msg comveyed is that we should use the balance part of life as much as possible in the service of God by serving whichever oppurtunities God provides to us. Haresh(Harry) Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) MK Viswanath <astrologervishy_ nair (AT) (DOT) co.in> jyotish-vidya Monday, 24 December, 2007 7:47:50 AM Re: Cosmetic Surgery - Yes??? No??? Give it a second thought!!!!! !!!!!! Dear Mr Nathani Thanks for your message and realise the pains you have taken to type out a message without spelling or grammatical mistakes. But Mr. Nathani, will you please let us know as to what you convey by this message in an astrological forum. Yours humbly With kin regards MK Viswanath " Haresh (Harry) Nathani " <haresh1405> wrote: A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, " Is my time up? " God replied, " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was run over and killed by an ambulance.. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, " I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance? " God replied, " Well... " He stopped for a moment and said, " Sorry, I didn't recognize you. " Haresh(Harry) Nathani Vedic Astologer Cell +91 98672 14103 (Mumbai,India) Bring your gang together - do your thing. Go to http://in.promos. / groups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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