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[Guest guest]

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals

and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy

when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when

Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush

needed a " we can't find Bin Laden " diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is

Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital

to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United

Nations, and our highest national priority is

enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own

body, but multi-national corporations can make

decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise

the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans'

benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't

have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our

long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and

money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy,

but providing health care to all Americans is

socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests

of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk

science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a

impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist

support for a war in which thousands die is solid

defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in

the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages

and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle

trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of

our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,

unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an

illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states' rights, but Attorney General John

Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives

they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital

national interest, but what Bush did in the '80 is

irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at

least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with

Bush for 4 more years.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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