Fwd: Humor: Corporate Story

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hinducivilization , viji <viji123 wrote:

 

 

Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast

scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

 

 

Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - " Someone may steal from it at night. "

 

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the

job. Then Ruling Party XYZ

 

Said..

 

- " How does the watchman do his job without instruction? "

 

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person

to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then

Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

 

- " How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly? "

 

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One

to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ

Said.. ,

 

- " How are these people going to get paid? "

 

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll

officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

 

- " Who will be accountable for all of these people? "

 

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an

Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal

Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said..,

 

- " We have had this command in operation for one year and we are

$18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost. "

 

So they lay off the night watchman.

 

 

Moral of the story:

 

" Current Situation In IT industries "

 

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