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[Guest guest]

CAVEAT: THIS WILL IRRITATE SOME! PLEASE DO NOT READ!!

 

 

**********************************

M-=-A-=-Y-=-A

 

 

June 30, 2008

 

Teenager (let us call him 'TA' from now on...) could never shake the

image of the crazy bhikaaran off from his mind!

 

Even as the REALITY suddenly emerged in front of his eyes under the

dim-light of the dying kerosene lamp even though the full moon (they

said moon was going to be the closest to earth that night in like

years older than the great grandpa who was still around and coughing

his way to wherever old people end up...) helped or perhaps NOT; this

blurrb he remembered as it flashed before his sharp and young gaze!

 

" Swami Murabbanand ji shall be giving a sermon soon after the

delightful JAM session provided by Neokirtanists who shall entertain

the masses by making their guitars sing and their clarinets dance.

Swamiji's pravachchan (sermon?) will be followed by a three course

prasadam distribution and will be foolowed by the greatest of all

firewalkers putting on her show: JwALATARANG! As the GREAT yogini

dances on the glowing embers (you are invited to touch in case you

are suspicious -- THE EMBERS!), you shall hear the heavenly music of

the spheres as her feet touch the different embers and a different

NOTE arises! " . Either the teenager had a photographic memory (using

an Infrared camera) or it was the same story again: The <child> of

God filling in the gaps with the best possible guesses!!

 

It being summer and far better to be out in the open at night than

the stiffling heat indoors, TA decided to attend this *wild* party!

 

The huge field was filling up with all sorts of people. There must be

thousands, NO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS! *Indoor* where he lived was about

a MILLION strong back then! A third of those escaping the heat of

indoors to see this carnival in the mellow evening outdoors of Malwa,

hot in the daytime, soothing and quenching as the night fell was not

unusual. I hear now it is different. Trees and greens all gone, the

taals and talaabs and Pipliya pala reduced to a muddy marshland.

Anyway, one must pay the price of progress, I suppose!

 

The boring bhajaan preludes done, Swamiji after his sumptuous meal

was settling in, becoming attuned to the microphone and the crowd

which latter was a mere blurr. Swamiji always removed his contact

lenses when giving a sermon. It helped with focusing the third eye,

he had revealed to TA later on (next BOOK, not this one!).

 

Swamiji spoke about Maya that evening. Maya is not Miththya, Maya is

not falsehood or untruth or delusions. Maya is illusion but only if

you are ILL or LOOSE or UN (not there, in negation of what or where

you are or should be!). SWAMIJI had a bad habit! He smoked beedis

(little smoking things which had tobacco rolled into a leaf and he

smoked it publicly and had given some good reasonings about why he

did it. TA read it, but did not care so did not remember the reason!

[[Author's note: MY! How perception changes!! Beedi in those 20s or

30s or 40s and the tolerance of populace so much lower in the 60s or

70s or now!]].

 

So, after a long satisfying puff and a belch, $wamiji resumed, " ...

And even if you feel that you are touching your newborn child and

feeling gratefully what the Creator has given to you as a gift

[[Author's note: POSSESSION]], all you know about this bundle of joy

<<PUFF>> is what you are experiencing through your senses! SMELL,

TASTE, TOUCH, HEARING and SEEING! Through these little devices that

God implanted into your nose, tongue, fingertips, ears and eyes

through being connected to your brain/mind millions of signals and

bits of information is reaching and being sorted and FIGURED OUT

<<PUFFFFF cough>>. Your reality which looks so solid and real is

created by these!

 

IF ONE OF THESE servants of yours, these sensors decide to revolt,

your REALITY will change. IF you were born without one of these

sensors or happen to lose them along the way, your REALITY shall

change! Then why do you keep calling what you perceive, REALITY?

 

Just as the sermon ended, at that point it suddenly started raining

heavily! There was a BIG collective sigh of disappointment from the

following! Maya or not, there is no way that the FIRESHOW can happen

now :-(

 

" Too bad we all would have to suffer through another sermon before

the YOGINI JwALATARANGA dances her firedance -- the STAR item of the

evening! " , the teenager lamented silently. Well he has time and age

on his side...! SHE did dance!!

 

july 1, 2008

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes if *s bother you or

prevent you from following the raconte

 

-=<O>=-

 

But ... but $*, you had told me that Jyotish is SHAASTRA*...! TA* was

nearly in tears, poor soul!

 

Only silence ensued from $ as the wise one continued with his

crosseyed but legs pointing straight ahead neomeditation that he had

recently channeled from the 17th dimension of the 3rd multi-verse!

This was one accompliced dude! [AN*: No foolin'!]

 

TA continued, " I have been cramming these tables of numbers and data

and googling my mule for like a quarter of my long life so far and

all I have to show for it is a headache and my buddies think I am a

nerd and only my sanskrit teacher likes me and that is hardly an

accomplishment, frankly! " [AN: You see TA really wanted to be a pilot

or a toy-maker I think. Or did he say Chef at one point! Anyhoo, I

should be yapping less and writing more!]

 

Tuning back to TA, " The yogas do not work, the ayanamsha is all over

the place, each time I learn something and test it on charts,

starting with mine of course, the 8th chart onwards suddenly the rule

does not fit anymore! And I am not even experiencing sadesati!

Speaking of which are we to take the 12th, 1st and 2nd house transit

from moon or are we to follow Katve's principle of using the 90

degrees transit straddling the chandra spashta or this three cycles

of navamsha transits as suggested by that jyoshi guy who gets all

these Dear Madam letters from confused astro-philiacs? " [AN: The

MOUTH on that brat!! Someone should LYSOL him!!!]

 

The ROCK moved! As the termites crawled away ($ was covered with

those in his Saadhna) from the mouth region, a deep booming voice

emanated from the Great SOUL within, " Phoo Phoo! "

 

It was time for TA to open his mouth wide in wonderment. He totally

failed to understand!

 

" First you must dig and you must dig till you begin to enjoy digging

and spreading and playing with the dirt, just for the heck of it, TA!

If it seems and feels like a chore, you are not there yet and more

digging must continue. It is like raking the latrine in that Gandhi

movie, son! Once the maya of THE chore vanishes, even honey bees and

scary hornets become friends and desired company! I think I will

bring in some mint chutney with me next time! Goes perfectly with

termites ...! " The voice fell silent. [AN: Now I get IT what that PHOO

PHOO sound was about! Termites do keep getting in the way of the

message at times!!].

 

Even more confused, TA toyed between watching the Gandhi movie or to

look at Gandhi's horoscope. He chose the latter.

 

He had looked at the chart a thousand times and even written about it

in his scrapbook and so on and so forth, but his eyes and mind kept

drifting towards this pair of charts that he had recently been given

by an ex-alumnus of the Ashram of $. The charts had scorpio rising,

all planets in the same signs, and only the moon different. The two

individuals were born continents and just a few days apart. One was a

serial killer and the other one was an highly skilled surgeon.

 

Kind of like comparing Hitler's and Gandhi's charts side by side! " I

will never get it! " , sighed TA and opened his school book. 'REAL

LIFE' had to be taken care of too! Or there would be detention at the

school tomorrow.

 

TA went to bed with a head full of confusing thoughts, questions and

much anguish. It was difficult to relax and fall asleep. He was

feeling lonely too. Suddenly he saw the image of a cave. It was as if

he was watching the Discovery channel showing prehistoric man. The

dude was ugly! TA thanked his stars that his headcold protected him

from bad smells! The 'PRIMitive' had a strange furtive look on his

face and he was looking apprehensive and had a strange bird like

saccadic movement of his head. His eyes peering straight ahead and

his neck turning in tiny spurts as he scanned his environment,

perhaps trying to locate dangers. " MOVE YOUR EYES, YOU FOOL! " , TA

screamed! TA was a kind person but not very subtle! He was

awarded 'The most impolite TA of the Year' umm... award, many years

in a row in many SCHOOLS!

 

The prehistoric man continued to use his neck muscles instead... :-(

 

Then TA saw the image of grand beauty. It was a huge hall but it was

dark. TA was smart. He knew that if he stayed cool and patient, his

eyes would adapt and he would see. He was right! It turned out to be

a grand hall with ornate pillars, studded with gemstones. Warm and

healing. Inviting and enticing. TA like it here. Soft music was in

the background. There was a gentle blue light but it was not the deep

violet shapes that TA used to see when he closed his eyes. The

incredible shapes and the feeling of energy within when that

happened. The shapes of violet light kept moving away in a series

of 'disks' as if light was moving away as particles, riding on a wave

that was giving the particle an opportunity to express many shapes.

The wave was making the particle change its shape and the particle

was providing the tangible evidence of the existence of the wave.

 

As TA travelled through this dimly lit <dream? Vision??> he arrived

at the fountain. He had heard a lot about it from $. " Paradise! " , $ji

used to say with a beatific smile on his face with eyes closed in

exulted and at times exalted ecstasy. " Where everything is fresh,

young and no decay! Time vanishes!! " . " I have arrived at my

destiny! " , TA was ecstatic!

 

As his vision adapted to the still dark ambience, he noticed that the

ugly prehistoric guy was still here and was taking a bath in the

fountain of life!

 

The alarm bell was LOUD! TA woke up and after the first shock beamed

pleasantly with a big sigh of relief! " School is fun, man! At least

there are no unpredictable surprises there!! "

 

Far f-a-r away, $ sighed a sigh of relief but knew that TA will be

back again with more questions. " What's wrong with locusts or ants?

There are people in this world that get nourishment through EATING

those! And there is always chocolate to camouflage the real contents

if you are " civilized " ! OHMMMMM...

 

 

==============================================

==============================================

* Abbreviations used

TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

sounding name!!)

AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

$ = Swamiji

* The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra, the

former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the latter a

weapon!

 

 

 

July 2, 2008

 

Re: MAYA

 

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes for ACRONYMS used,

like TA, $ etc lest you are in familiar territory and those do not

prevent you from following the following!

 

-=<O>=-

 

TA (we will continue to call him that, although he hardly fits the

description, at least at the SHELL level (if he were a crab, that

is!), was excited! The notice on the pillar near the bus stand where

he often meditated while waiting for the bus (at times a looong

wait!) read, " Famed dark sorceress JOY-la-TAR-anga from deep voodoo

land shall perform her famous FIREWALK at midnight at Pleasantville

beach! Come one come all. Please bring your own nourishment.

Photography and videotaping strictly prohibited! Equipment shall be

confiscated and offered as sacrifice to Elephants-in-attending for

the DIVINE STOMPING RITUAL! "

 

" This has got to be a bloody SCAM! " , TA mused, " HERE and NOW? North

of 40th parallel? "

 

" NO WAY JOSE! "

 

Suddenly he noticed his bus and the BIG SPLASHY advertisement painted

on it caught his eye, " Visit DOLLAR SHOP! New MERCHANDISE JUST CAME

IN!! "

 

Something stirred in TA's heart as he was suddenly reminded of $.

Where is he now? Is he still WHOLY or did he finally manage to drop

the W?

 

For some strange reason, TA suddenly had such a soul-wrenching

yearning for swiss cheese. Little wonder for he hadn't eaten in a

while.

 

" Hunger is a strange thing, beta " , $ used to say, " It can connect

many realities, many realms, many levels! "

" Why do you think it is so transcultural, running across all

religions? "

" FAST ... FASTER... " , young TA was thinking as $ droned on and on, " I

can't take it anymore $ji! I am a growing boy and need my grub! " , TA

pondered silently...

" WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CHILD, and the INSECTS? " , $ was all knowing and

very sensitive? " REMEMBER! Insects are the products [AN: 5th from...]

of the Randhra house [AN: 8th house] and live in and cause Vyaya [AN:

12th house; loss; expenditure! Check what exterminators charge in

your neighbourhood!] "

 

The flashback was so powerful that TA almost missed his bus! But he

was trained well by $! He was trained to multitask and tread two

realities simultaneously.

 

The only seat available was near a child who seemed very curious and

kind of impolite. The little girl kept staring at TA as if he was an

oddity. TA was getting a bit uncomfortable with the constantly

STARING child. He kept looking away but something felt so

familiar. " How could this be? " , he thought, " This is like a 10 year

old child! But why does she remind me of that night 30 years ago when

the Fireshow got cancelled so brutally? "

 

" Will you come to my show tonight, TA? If you are ready! "

 

TA had goosebumps all over his body! It couldn't be the child who was

saying that, but for sure it was the voice of $! With great

trepidation in his heart, he forced himself to turn towards his bus

companion. The toothless face of Bhikaran was unmistakable!

 

" Thank God SHE never left me! " , there were tears in TA's eyes.

 

" Or perhaps YOU did not! " , JwALATARANGA was still as beautiful and

young as that night when TA had first seen her but really noticed HER

tonight, for the first time, perhaps ...

"

 

" Penance has its virtues " , as Swami Murabbanand ji used to say

generally after rounding out a sumptuous meal with his favourite

dessert which was delicious but he kept calling it a 'Trifle' ...

 

Strange are the ways of the wise!

 

==============================================

==============================================

* Abbreviations used

TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

sounding name!!)

AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

$ = Swamiji

* The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra, the

former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the latter a

weapon!

-=<O>=-

© and ® and by Rohiniranjan/Crystalpages!

 

further transmission and Copy and paste expressly prohibited!

[Guest guest]

RR ji - if any one just read - it will make the curd of mind.

but if try to read what was in your mind when you wrote this can give

a good idead what you want to say.

 

good post, i read it 3 times to understand all 3 meanings, i do not

know i understand same as you think, but i feel i understood. so i am

happy. good post.

 

Realy need something to read it.

 

warm regards

Niket

, " Rohiniranjan "

<rohini_ranjan wrote:

>

> CAVEAT: THIS WILL IRRITATE SOME! PLEASE DO NOT READ!!

>

>

> **********************************

> M-=-A-=-Y-=-A

>

>

> June 30, 2008

>

> Teenager (let us call him 'TA' from now on...) could never shake the

> image of the crazy bhikaaran off from his mind!

>

> Even as the REALITY suddenly emerged in front of his eyes under the

> dim-light of the dying kerosene lamp even though the full moon (they

> said moon was going to be the closest to earth that night in like

> years older than the great grandpa who was still around and coughing

> his way to wherever old people end up...) helped or perhaps NOT;

this

> blurrb he remembered as it flashed before his sharp and young gaze!

>

> " Swami Murabbanand ji shall be giving a sermon soon after the

> delightful JAM session provided by Neokirtanists who shall entertain

> the masses by making their guitars sing and their clarinets dance.

> Swamiji's pravachchan (sermon?) will be followed by a three course

> prasadam distribution and will be foolowed by the greatest of all

> firewalkers putting on her show: JwALATARANG! As the GREAT yogini

> dances on the glowing embers (you are invited to touch in case you

> are suspicious -- THE EMBERS!), you shall hear the heavenly music of

> the spheres as her feet touch the different embers and a different

> NOTE arises! " . Either the teenager had a photographic memory (using

> an Infrared camera) or it was the same story again: The <child> of

> God filling in the gaps with the best possible guesses!!

>

> It being summer and far better to be out in the open at night than

> the stiffling heat indoors, TA decided to attend this *wild* party!

>

> The huge field was filling up with all sorts of people. There must

be

> thousands, NO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS! *Indoor* where he lived was

about

> a MILLION strong back then! A third of those escaping the heat of

> indoors to see this carnival in the mellow evening outdoors of

Malwa,

> hot in the daytime, soothing and quenching as the night fell was not

> unusual. I hear now it is different. Trees and greens all gone, the

> taals and talaabs and Pipliya pala reduced to a muddy marshland.

> Anyway, one must pay the price of progress, I suppose!

>

> The boring bhajaan preludes done, Swamiji after his sumptuous meal

> was settling in, becoming attuned to the microphone and the crowd

> which latter was a mere blurr. Swamiji always removed his contact

> lenses when giving a sermon. It helped with focusing the third eye,

> he had revealed to TA later on (next BOOK, not this one!).

>

> Swamiji spoke about Maya that evening. Maya is not Miththya, Maya is

> not falsehood or untruth or delusions. Maya is illusion but only if

> you are ILL or LOOSE or UN (not there, in negation of what or where

> you are or should be!). SWAMIJI had a bad habit! He smoked beedis

> (little smoking things which had tobacco rolled into a leaf and he

> smoked it publicly and had given some good reasonings about why he

> did it. TA read it, but did not care so did not remember the reason!

> [[Author's note: MY! How perception changes!! Beedi in those 20s or

> 30s or 40s and the tolerance of populace so much lower in the 60s or

> 70s or now!]].

>

> So, after a long satisfying puff and a belch, $wamiji resumed, " ...

> And even if you feel that you are touching your newborn child and

> feeling gratefully what the Creator has given to you as a gift

> [[Author's note: POSSESSION]], all you know about this bundle of joy

> <<PUFF>> is what you are experiencing through your senses! SMELL,

> TASTE, TOUCH, HEARING and SEEING! Through these little devices that

> God implanted into your nose, tongue, fingertips, ears and eyes

> through being connected to your brain/mind millions of signals and

> bits of information is reaching and being sorted and FIGURED OUT

> <<PUFFFFF cough>>. Your reality which looks so solid and real is

> created by these!

>

> IF ONE OF THESE servants of yours, these sensors decide to revolt,

> your REALITY will change. IF you were born without one of these

> sensors or happen to lose them along the way, your REALITY shall

> change! Then why do you keep calling what you perceive, REALITY?

>

> Just as the sermon ended, at that point it suddenly started raining

> heavily! There was a BIG collective sigh of disappointment from the

> following! Maya or not, there is no way that the FIRESHOW can happen

> now :-(

>

> " Too bad we all would have to suffer through another sermon before

> the YOGINI JwALATARANGA dances her firedance -- the STAR item of

the

> evening! " , the teenager lamented silently. Well he has time and age

> on his side...! SHE did dance!!

>

> july 1, 2008

> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>

> IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes if *s bother you or

> prevent you from following the raconte

>

> -=<O>=-

>

> But ... but $*, you had told me that Jyotish is SHAASTRA*...! TA*

was

> nearly in tears, poor soul!

>

> Only silence ensued from $ as the wise one continued with his

> crosseyed but legs pointing straight ahead neomeditation that he had

> recently channeled from the 17th dimension of the 3rd multi-verse!

> This was one accompliced dude! [AN*: No foolin'!]

>

> TA continued, " I have been cramming these tables of numbers and data

> and googling my mule for like a quarter of my long life so far and

> all I have to show for it is a headache and my buddies think I am a

> nerd and only my sanskrit teacher likes me and that is hardly an

> accomplishment, frankly! " [AN: You see TA really wanted to be a

pilot

> or a toy-maker I think. Or did he say Chef at one point! Anyhoo, I

> should be yapping less and writing more!]

>

> Tuning back to TA, " The yogas do not work, the ayanamsha is all over

> the place, each time I learn something and test it on charts,

> starting with mine of course, the 8th chart onwards suddenly the

rule

> does not fit anymore! And I am not even experiencing sadesati!

> Speaking of which are we to take the 12th, 1st and 2nd house

transit

> from moon or are we to follow Katve's principle of using the 90

> degrees transit straddling the chandra spashta or this three cycles

> of navamsha transits as suggested by that jyoshi guy who gets all

> these Dear Madam letters from confused astro-philiacs? " [AN: The

> MOUTH on that brat!! Someone should LYSOL him!!!]

>

> The ROCK moved! As the termites crawled away ($ was covered with

> those in his Saadhna) from the mouth region, a deep booming voice

> emanated from the Great SOUL within, " Phoo Phoo! "

>

> It was time for TA to open his mouth wide in wonderment. He totally

> failed to understand!

>

> " First you must dig and you must dig till you begin to enjoy digging

> and spreading and playing with the dirt, just for the heck of it,

TA!

> If it seems and feels like a chore, you are not there yet and more

> digging must continue. It is like raking the latrine in that Gandhi

> movie, son! Once the maya of THE chore vanishes, even honey bees and

> scary hornets become friends and desired company! I think I will

> bring in some mint chutney with me next time! Goes perfectly with

> termites ...! " The voice fell silent. [AN: Now I get IT what that

PHOO

> PHOO sound was about! Termites do keep getting in the way of the

> message at times!!].

>

> Even more confused, TA toyed between watching the Gandhi movie or to

> look at Gandhi's horoscope. He chose the latter.

>

> He had looked at the chart a thousand times and even written about

it

> in his scrapbook and so on and so forth, but his eyes and mind kept

> drifting towards this pair of charts that he had recently been given

> by an ex-alumnus of the Ashram of $. The charts had scorpio rising,

> all planets in the same signs, and only the moon different. The two

> individuals were born continents and just a few days apart. One was

a

> serial killer and the other one was an highly skilled surgeon.

>

> Kind of like comparing Hitler's and Gandhi's charts side by side! " I

> will never get it! " , sighed TA and opened his school book. 'REAL

> LIFE' had to be taken care of too! Or there would be detention at

the

> school tomorrow.

>

> TA went to bed with a head full of confusing thoughts, questions and

> much anguish. It was difficult to relax and fall asleep. He was

> feeling lonely too. Suddenly he saw the image of a cave. It was as

if

> he was watching the Discovery channel showing prehistoric man. The

> dude was ugly! TA thanked his stars that his headcold protected him

> from bad smells! The 'PRIMitive' had a strange furtive look on his

> face and he was looking apprehensive and had a strange bird like

> saccadic movement of his head. His eyes peering straight ahead and

> his neck turning in tiny spurts as he scanned his environment,

> perhaps trying to locate dangers. " MOVE YOUR EYES, YOU FOOL! " , TA

> screamed! TA was a kind person but not very subtle! He was

> awarded 'The most impolite TA of the Year' umm... award, many years

> in a row in many SCHOOLS!

>

> The prehistoric man continued to use his neck muscles instead... :-(

>

> Then TA saw the image of grand beauty. It was a huge hall but it was

> dark. TA was smart. He knew that if he stayed cool and patient, his

> eyes would adapt and he would see. He was right! It turned out to be

> a grand hall with ornate pillars, studded with gemstones. Warm and

> healing. Inviting and enticing. TA like it here. Soft music was in

> the background. There was a gentle blue light but it was not the

deep

> violet shapes that TA used to see when he closed his eyes. The

> incredible shapes and the feeling of energy within when that

> happened. The shapes of violet light kept moving away in a series

> of 'disks' as if light was moving away as particles, riding on a

wave

> that was giving the particle an opportunity to express many shapes.

> The wave was making the particle change its shape and the particle

> was providing the tangible evidence of the existence of the wave.

>

> As TA travelled through this dimly lit <dream? Vision??> he arrived

> at the fountain. He had heard a lot about it from $. " Paradise! " ,

$ji

> used to say with a beatific smile on his face with eyes closed in

> exulted and at times exalted ecstasy. " Where everything is fresh,

> young and no decay! Time vanishes!! " . " I have arrived at my

> destiny! " , TA was ecstatic!

>

> As his vision adapted to the still dark ambience, he noticed that

the

> ugly prehistoric guy was still here and was taking a bath in the

> fountain of life!

>

> The alarm bell was LOUD! TA woke up and after the first shock beamed

> pleasantly with a big sigh of relief! " School is fun, man! At least

> there are no unpredictable surprises there!! "

>

> Far f-a-r away, $ sighed a sigh of relief but knew that TA will be

> back again with more questions. " What's wrong with locusts or ants?

> There are people in this world that get nourishment through EATING

> those! And there is always chocolate to camouflage the real

contents

> if you are " civilized " ! OHMMMMM...

>

>

> ==============================================

> ==============================================

> * Abbreviations used

> TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

> God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

> sounding name!!)

> AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

> $ = Swamiji

> * The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra, the

> former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the latter

a

> weapon!

>

>

>

> July 2, 2008

>

> Re: MAYA

>

>

> IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes for ACRONYMS used,

> like TA, $ etc lest you are in familiar territory and those do not

> prevent you from following the following!

>

> -=<O>=-

>

> TA (we will continue to call him that, although he hardly fits the

> description, at least at the SHELL level (if he were a crab, that

> is!), was excited! The notice on the pillar near the bus stand where

> he often meditated while waiting for the bus (at times a looong

> wait!) read, " Famed dark sorceress JOY-la-TAR-anga from deep voodoo

> land shall perform her famous FIREWALK at midnight at Pleasantville

> beach! Come one come all. Please bring your own nourishment.

> Photography and videotaping strictly prohibited! Equipment shall be

> confiscated and offered as sacrifice to Elephants-in-attending for

> the DIVINE STOMPING RITUAL! "

>

> " This has got to be a bloody SCAM! " , TA mused, " HERE and NOW? North

> of 40th parallel? "

>

> " NO WAY JOSE! "

>

> Suddenly he noticed his bus and the BIG SPLASHY advertisement

painted

> on it caught his eye, " Visit DOLLAR SHOP! New MERCHANDISE JUST CAME

> IN!! "

>

> Something stirred in TA's heart as he was suddenly reminded of $.

> Where is he now? Is he still WHOLY or did he finally manage to drop

> the W?

>

> For some strange reason, TA suddenly had such a soul-wrenching

> yearning for swiss cheese. Little wonder for he hadn't eaten in a

> while.

>

> " Hunger is a strange thing, beta " , $ used to say, " It can connect

> many realities, many realms, many levels! "

> " Why do you think it is so transcultural, running across all

> religions? "

> " FAST ... FASTER... " , young TA was thinking as $ droned on and

on, " I

> can't take it anymore $ji! I am a growing boy and need my grub! " , TA

> pondered silently...

> " WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CHILD, and the INSECTS? " , $ was all knowing and

> very sensitive? " REMEMBER! Insects are the products [AN: 5th

from...]

> of the Randhra house [AN: 8th house] and live in and cause Vyaya

[AN:

> 12th house; loss; expenditure! Check what exterminators charge in

> your neighbourhood!] "

>

> The flashback was so powerful that TA almost missed his bus! But he

> was trained well by $! He was trained to multitask and tread two

> realities simultaneously.

>

> The only seat available was near a child who seemed very curious and

> kind of impolite. The little girl kept staring at TA as if he was an

> oddity. TA was getting a bit uncomfortable with the constantly

> STARING child. He kept looking away but something felt so

> familiar. " How could this be? " , he thought, " This is like a 10 year

> old child! But why does she remind me of that night 30 years ago

when

> the Fireshow got cancelled so brutally? "

>

> " Will you come to my show tonight, TA? If you are ready! "

>

> TA had goosebumps all over his body! It couldn't be the child who

was

> saying that, but for sure it was the voice of $! With great

> trepidation in his heart, he forced himself to turn towards his bus

> companion. The toothless face of Bhikaran was unmistakable!

>

> " Thank God SHE never left me! " , there were tears in TA's eyes.

>

> " Or perhaps YOU did not! " , JwALATARANGA was still as beautiful and

> young as that night when TA had first seen her but really noticed

HER

> tonight, for the first time, perhaps ...

> "

>

> " Penance has its virtues " , as Swami Murabbanand ji used to say

> generally after rounding out a sumptuous meal with his favourite

> dessert which was delicious but he kept calling it a 'Trifle' ...

>

> Strange are the ways of the wise!

>

> ==============================================

> ==============================================

> * Abbreviations used

> TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

> God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

> sounding name!!)

> AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

> $ = Swamiji

> * The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra, the

> former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the latter

a

> weapon!

> -=<O>=-

> © and ® and by Rohiniranjan/Crystalpages!

>

> further transmission and Copy and paste expressly prohibited!

>

[Guest guest]

Astroji,

 

I am lactose intolerant so cannot drink milk at all! Hence, all my

calcium -- so necessary for me old bones must come from curds, Dahi

(not dadhi) or yogurt, therefore!

 

There were five meanings actually one for each SENSE, but glad that

you got at least 3/5th of the " sense " of it ALL that was really

experiential ...

 

Or at least you tried -- ;-)

 

 

Rohiniranjan

 

, " astroiniket "

<nakshtraniket wrote:

>

> RR ji - if any one just read - it will make the curd of mind.

> but if try to read what was in your mind when you wrote this can

give

> a good idead what you want to say.

>

> good post, i read it 3 times to understand all 3 meanings, i do not

> know i understand same as you think, but i feel i understood. so i

am

> happy. good post.

>

> Realy need something to read it.

>

> warm regards

> Niket

> , " Rohiniranjan "

> <rohini_ranjan@> wrote:

> >

> > CAVEAT: THIS WILL IRRITATE SOME! PLEASE DO NOT READ!!

> >

> >

> > **********************************

> > M-=-A-=-Y-=-A

> >

> >

> > June 30, 2008

> >

> > Teenager (let us call him 'TA' from now on...) could never shake

the

> > image of the crazy bhikaaran off from his mind!

> >

> > Even as the REALITY suddenly emerged in front of his eyes under

the

> > dim-light of the dying kerosene lamp even though the full moon

(they

> > said moon was going to be the closest to earth that night in like

> > years older than the great grandpa who was still around and

coughing

> > his way to wherever old people end up...) helped or perhaps NOT;

> this

> > blurrb he remembered as it flashed before his sharp and young

gaze!

> >

> > " Swami Murabbanand ji shall be giving a sermon soon after the

> > delightful JAM session provided by Neokirtanists who shall

entertain

> > the masses by making their guitars sing and their clarinets dance.

> > Swamiji's pravachchan (sermon?) will be followed by a three course

> > prasadam distribution and will be foolowed by the greatest of all

> > firewalkers putting on her show: JwALATARANG! As the GREAT yogini

> > dances on the glowing embers (you are invited to touch in case you

> > are suspicious -- THE EMBERS!), you shall hear the heavenly music

of

> > the spheres as her feet touch the different embers and a different

> > NOTE arises! " . Either the teenager had a photographic memory

(using

> > an Infrared camera) or it was the same story again: The <child> of

> > God filling in the gaps with the best possible guesses!!

> >

> > It being summer and far better to be out in the open at night than

> > the stiffling heat indoors, TA decided to attend this *wild*

party!

> >

> > The huge field was filling up with all sorts of people. There

must

> be

> > thousands, NO HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS! *Indoor* where he lived was

> about

> > a MILLION strong back then! A third of those escaping the heat of

> > indoors to see this carnival in the mellow evening outdoors of

> Malwa,

> > hot in the daytime, soothing and quenching as the night fell was

not

> > unusual. I hear now it is different. Trees and greens all gone,

the

> > taals and talaabs and Pipliya pala reduced to a muddy marshland.

> > Anyway, one must pay the price of progress, I suppose!

> >

> > The boring bhajaan preludes done, Swamiji after his sumptuous meal

> > was settling in, becoming attuned to the microphone and the crowd

> > which latter was a mere blurr. Swamiji always removed his contact

> > lenses when giving a sermon. It helped with focusing the third

eye,

> > he had revealed to TA later on (next BOOK, not this one!).

> >

> > Swamiji spoke about Maya that evening. Maya is not Miththya, Maya

is

> > not falsehood or untruth or delusions. Maya is illusion but only

if

> > you are ILL or LOOSE or UN (not there, in negation of what or

where

> > you are or should be!). SWAMIJI had a bad habit! He smoked beedis

> > (little smoking things which had tobacco rolled into a leaf and he

> > smoked it publicly and had given some good reasonings about why he

> > did it. TA read it, but did not care so did not remember the

reason!

> > [[Author's note: MY! How perception changes!! Beedi in those 20s

or

> > 30s or 40s and the tolerance of populace so much lower in the 60s

or

> > 70s or now!]].

> >

> > So, after a long satisfying puff and a belch, $wamiji

resumed, " ...

> > And even if you feel that you are touching your newborn child and

> > feeling gratefully what the Creator has given to you as a gift

> > [[Author's note: POSSESSION]], all you know about this bundle of

joy

> > <<PUFF>> is what you are experiencing through your senses! SMELL,

> > TASTE, TOUCH, HEARING and SEEING! Through these little devices

that

> > God implanted into your nose, tongue, fingertips, ears and eyes

> > through being connected to your brain/mind millions of signals and

> > bits of information is reaching and being sorted and FIGURED OUT

> > <<PUFFFFF cough>>. Your reality which looks so solid and real is

> > created by these!

> >

> > IF ONE OF THESE servants of yours, these sensors decide to revolt,

> > your REALITY will change. IF you were born without one of these

> > sensors or happen to lose them along the way, your REALITY shall

> > change! Then why do you keep calling what you perceive, REALITY?

> >

> > Just as the sermon ended, at that point it suddenly started

raining

> > heavily! There was a BIG collective sigh of disappointment from

the

> > following! Maya or not, there is no way that the FIRESHOW can

happen

> > now :-(

> >

> > " Too bad we all would have to suffer through another sermon before

> > the YOGINI JwALATARANGA dances her firedance -- the STAR item of

> the

> > evening! " , the teenager lamented silently. Well he has time and

age

> > on his side...! SHE did dance!!

> >

> > july 1, 2008

> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

> >

> > IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes if *s bother you or

> > prevent you from following the raconte

> >

> > -=<O>=-

> >

> > But ... but $*, you had told me that Jyotish is SHAASTRA*...! TA*

> was

> > nearly in tears, poor soul!

> >

> > Only silence ensued from $ as the wise one continued with his

> > crosseyed but legs pointing straight ahead neomeditation that he

had

> > recently channeled from the 17th dimension of the 3rd multi-verse!

> > This was one accompliced dude! [AN*: No foolin'!]

> >

> > TA continued, " I have been cramming these tables of numbers and

data

> > and googling my mule for like a quarter of my long life so far and

> > all I have to show for it is a headache and my buddies think I am

a

> > nerd and only my sanskrit teacher likes me and that is hardly an

> > accomplishment, frankly! " [AN: You see TA really wanted to be a

> pilot

> > or a toy-maker I think. Or did he say Chef at one point! Anyhoo, I

> > should be yapping less and writing more!]

> >

> > Tuning back to TA, " The yogas do not work, the ayanamsha is all

over

> > the place, each time I learn something and test it on charts,

> > starting with mine of course, the 8th chart onwards suddenly the

> rule

> > does not fit anymore! And I am not even experiencing sadesati!

> > Speaking of which are we to take the 12th, 1st and 2nd house

> transit

> > from moon or are we to follow Katve's principle of using the 90

> > degrees transit straddling the chandra spashta or this three

cycles

> > of navamsha transits as suggested by that jyoshi guy who gets all

> > these Dear Madam letters from confused astro-philiacs? " [AN: The

> > MOUTH on that brat!! Someone should LYSOL him!!!]

> >

> > The ROCK moved! As the termites crawled away ($ was covered with

> > those in his Saadhna) from the mouth region, a deep booming voice

> > emanated from the Great SOUL within, " Phoo Phoo! "

> >

> > It was time for TA to open his mouth wide in wonderment. He

totally

> > failed to understand!

> >

> > " First you must dig and you must dig till you begin to enjoy

digging

> > and spreading and playing with the dirt, just for the heck of it,

> TA!

> > If it seems and feels like a chore, you are not there yet and more

> > digging must continue. It is like raking the latrine in that

Gandhi

> > movie, son! Once the maya of THE chore vanishes, even honey bees

and

> > scary hornets become friends and desired company! I think I will

> > bring in some mint chutney with me next time! Goes perfectly with

> > termites ...! " The voice fell silent. [AN: Now I get IT what that

> PHOO

> > PHOO sound was about! Termites do keep getting in the way of the

> > message at times!!].

> >

> > Even more confused, TA toyed between watching the Gandhi movie or

to

> > look at Gandhi's horoscope. He chose the latter.

> >

> > He had looked at the chart a thousand times and even written

about

> it

> > in his scrapbook and so on and so forth, but his eyes and mind

kept

> > drifting towards this pair of charts that he had recently been

given

> > by an ex-alumnus of the Ashram of $. The charts had scorpio

rising,

> > all planets in the same signs, and only the moon different. The

two

> > individuals were born continents and just a few days apart. One

was

> a

> > serial killer and the other one was an highly skilled surgeon.

> >

> > Kind of like comparing Hitler's and Gandhi's charts side by

side! " I

> > will never get it! " , sighed TA and opened his school book. 'REAL

> > LIFE' had to be taken care of too! Or there would be detention at

> the

> > school tomorrow.

> >

> > TA went to bed with a head full of confusing thoughts, questions

and

> > much anguish. It was difficult to relax and fall asleep. He was

> > feeling lonely too. Suddenly he saw the image of a cave. It was

as

> if

> > he was watching the Discovery channel showing prehistoric man. The

> > dude was ugly! TA thanked his stars that his headcold protected

him

> > from bad smells! The 'PRIMitive' had a strange furtive look on

his

> > face and he was looking apprehensive and had a strange bird like

> > saccadic movement of his head. His eyes peering straight ahead

and

> > his neck turning in tiny spurts as he scanned his environment,

> > perhaps trying to locate dangers. " MOVE YOUR EYES, YOU FOOL! " , TA

> > screamed! TA was a kind person but not very subtle! He was

> > awarded 'The most impolite TA of the Year' umm... award, many

years

> > in a row in many SCHOOLS!

> >

> > The prehistoric man continued to use his neck muscles

instead... :-(

> >

> > Then TA saw the image of grand beauty. It was a huge hall but it

was

> > dark. TA was smart. He knew that if he stayed cool and patient,

his

> > eyes would adapt and he would see. He was right! It turned out to

be

> > a grand hall with ornate pillars, studded with gemstones. Warm and

> > healing. Inviting and enticing. TA like it here. Soft music was in

> > the background. There was a gentle blue light but it was not the

> deep

> > violet shapes that TA used to see when he closed his eyes. The

> > incredible shapes and the feeling of energy within when that

> > happened. The shapes of violet light kept moving away in a series

> > of 'disks' as if light was moving away as particles, riding on a

> wave

> > that was giving the particle an opportunity to express many

shapes.

> > The wave was making the particle change its shape and the particle

> > was providing the tangible evidence of the existence of the wave.

> >

> > As TA travelled through this dimly lit <dream? Vision??> he

arrived

> > at the fountain. He had heard a lot about it from $. " Paradise! " ,

> $ji

> > used to say with a beatific smile on his face with eyes closed in

> > exulted and at times exalted ecstasy. " Where everything is fresh,

> > young and no decay! Time vanishes!! " . " I have arrived at my

> > destiny! " , TA was ecstatic!

> >

> > As his vision adapted to the still dark ambience, he noticed that

> the

> > ugly prehistoric guy was still here and was taking a bath in the

> > fountain of life!

> >

> > The alarm bell was LOUD! TA woke up and after the first shock

beamed

> > pleasantly with a big sigh of relief! " School is fun, man! At

least

> > there are no unpredictable surprises there!! "

> >

> > Far f-a-r away, $ sighed a sigh of relief but knew that TA will

be

> > back again with more questions. " What's wrong with locusts or

ants?

> > There are people in this world that get nourishment through

EATING

> > those! And there is always chocolate to camouflage the real

> contents

> > if you are " civilized " ! OHMMMMM...

> >

> >

> > ==============================================

> > ==============================================

> > * Abbreviations used

> > TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

> > God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

> > sounding name!!)

> > AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

> > $ = Swamiji

> > * The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra,

the

> > former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the

latter

> a

> > weapon!

> >

> >

> >

> > July 2, 2008

> >

> > Re: MAYA

> >

> >

> > IMPORTANT NOTICE: Scroll down to see footnotes for ACRONYMS used,

> > like TA, $ etc lest you are in familiar territory and those do not

> > prevent you from following the following!

> >

> > -=<O>=-

> >

> > TA (we will continue to call him that, although he hardly fits the

> > description, at least at the SHELL level (if he were a crab, that

> > is!), was excited! The notice on the pillar near the bus stand

where

> > he often meditated while waiting for the bus (at times a looong

> > wait!) read, " Famed dark sorceress JOY-la-TAR-anga from deep

voodoo

> > land shall perform her famous FIREWALK at midnight at

Pleasantville

> > beach! Come one come all. Please bring your own nourishment.

> > Photography and videotaping strictly prohibited! Equipment shall

be

> > confiscated and offered as sacrifice to Elephants-in-attending for

> > the DIVINE STOMPING RITUAL! "

> >

> > " This has got to be a bloody SCAM! " , TA mused, " HERE and NOW?

North

> > of 40th parallel? "

> >

> > " NO WAY JOSE! "

> >

> > Suddenly he noticed his bus and the BIG SPLASHY advertisement

> painted

> > on it caught his eye, " Visit DOLLAR SHOP! New MERCHANDISE JUST

CAME

> > IN!! "

> >

> > Something stirred in TA's heart as he was suddenly reminded of $.

> > Where is he now? Is he still WHOLY or did he finally manage to

drop

> > the W?

> >

> > For some strange reason, TA suddenly had such a soul-wrenching

> > yearning for swiss cheese. Little wonder for he hadn't eaten in a

> > while.

> >

> > " Hunger is a strange thing, beta " , $ used to say, " It can connect

> > many realities, many realms, many levels! "

> > " Why do you think it is so transcultural, running across all

> > religions? "

> > " FAST ... FASTER... " , young TA was thinking as $ droned on and

> on, " I

> > can't take it anymore $ji! I am a growing boy and need my grub! " ,

TA

> > pondered silently...

> > " WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CHILD, and the INSECTS? " , $ was all knowing

and

> > very sensitive? " REMEMBER! Insects are the products [AN: 5th

> from...]

> > of the Randhra house [AN: 8th house] and live in and cause Vyaya

> [AN:

> > 12th house; loss; expenditure! Check what exterminators charge in

> > your neighbourhood!] "

> >

> > The flashback was so powerful that TA almost missed his bus! But

he

> > was trained well by $! He was trained to multitask and tread two

> > realities simultaneously.

> >

> > The only seat available was near a child who seemed very curious

and

> > kind of impolite. The little girl kept staring at TA as if he was

an

> > oddity. TA was getting a bit uncomfortable with the constantly

> > STARING child. He kept looking away but something felt so

> > familiar. " How could this be? " , he thought, " This is like a 10

year

> > old child! But why does she remind me of that night 30 years ago

> when

> > the Fireshow got cancelled so brutally? "

> >

> > " Will you come to my show tonight, TA? If you are ready! "

> >

> > TA had goosebumps all over his body! It couldn't be the child who

> was

> > saying that, but for sure it was the voice of $! With great

> > trepidation in his heart, he forced himself to turn towards his

bus

> > companion. The toothless face of Bhikaran was unmistakable!

> >

> > " Thank God SHE never left me! " , there were tears in TA's eyes.

> >

> > " Or perhaps YOU did not! " , JwALATARANGA was still as beautiful and

> > young as that night when TA had first seen her but really noticed

> HER

> > tonight, for the first time, perhaps ...

> > "

> >

> > " Penance has its virtues " , as Swami Murabbanand ji used to say

> > generally after rounding out a sumptuous meal with his favourite

> > dessert which was delicious but he kept calling it a 'Trifle' ...

> >

> > Strange are the ways of the wise!

> >

> > ==============================================

> > ==============================================

> > * Abbreviations used

> > TA = Teenager. Let us assume that his name is Hari Puttar (son of

> > God)! (not to be confused with the popular magician with a similar

> > sounding name!!)

> > AN = Author's Notes. I get sick each time I use sic!

> > $ = Swamiji

> > * The additional A in Shaastra used to separate it from Shastra,

the

> > former means a procedural scientific applied discipline, the

latter

> a

> > weapon!

> > -=<O>=-

> > © and ® and by Rohiniranjan/Crystalpages!

> >

> > further transmission and Copy and paste expressly prohibited!

> >

>

[Guest guest]

Dear RR ji,

 

Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I became a

JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and giving

the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a) mandal!!…

though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

 

However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After imbibing it

with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing marks

(3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective without

an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

 

As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the 6th, devil

finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA anymore,

my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the breach

than in the observance….

 

Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost popping out

trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could not smell

the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

 

I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald patches

on their heads.

 

Regards

Apoorva

[Guest guest]

;-)

 

, " apoorva_kk "

<apoorva_kk wrote:

>

> Dear RR ji,

>

> Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I became a

> JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and

giving

> the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a)

mandal!!…

> though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

>

> However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

> effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After imbibing

it

> with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing marks

> (3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective

without

> an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

>

> As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the 6th,

devil

> finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA

anymore,

> my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the breach

> than in the observance….

>

> Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

> showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost popping out

> trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could not

smell

> the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

>

> I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald patches

> on their heads.

>

> Regards

> Apoorva

>

[Guest guest]

Dear RR ji,

Pranam,

…. semicolon+dash+bracket… a formula to

decode again… oh! the creator smiles!!... is it my blissful ignorance or

heightened

awareness, that is amusing? … another round of unveiling for me!!

Surely Jyotish is not for mandbudhhi mortals who

have nothing to purrrrr… about!!

Regards

Apoorva

 

 

 

________________________________

Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan

 

Monday, 15 December, 2008 12:16:29 AM

Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect answers to your

comments ;-)

 

 

;-)

 

, " apoorva_kk "

<apoorva_kk@ ...> wrote:

>

> Dear RR ji,

>

> Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I became a

> JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and

giving

> the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a)

mandal!!…

> though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

>

> However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

> effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After imbibing

it

> with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing marks

> (3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective

without

> an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

>

> As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the 6th,

devil

> finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA

anymore,

> my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the breach

> than in the observance….

>

> Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

> showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost popping out

> trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could not

smell

> the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

>

> I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald patches

> on their heads.

>

> Regards

> Apoorva

>

 

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

It is very difficult to understand your message because of all these

characters, but sounds like there was something humorous in there.

You are obviously not a mandbuddhi. I would say that you are a MANI

among jyotishinis!

 

Please carry on ...

 

RR

 

, Apoorva K <apoorva_kk

wrote:

>

> Dear RR ji,

> Pranam,

> …. semicolon+dash+bracket… a formula to

> decode again… oh! the creator smiles!!... is it my blissful

ignorance or heightened

> awareness, that is amusing? … another round of unveiling for me!!

> Surely Jyotish is not for mandbudhhi mortals who

> have nothing to purrrrr… about!!

> Regards

> Apoorva

>

>

>

> ________________________________

> Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan

>

> Monday, 15 December, 2008 12:16:29 AM

> Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect

answers to your comments ;-)

>

>

> ;-)

>

> , " apoorva_kk "

> <apoorva_kk@ ...> wrote:

> >

> > Dear RR ji,

> >

> > Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I became

a

> > JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and

> giving

> > the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a)

> mandal!!…

> > though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

> >

> > However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

> > effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After

imbibing

> it

> > with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing marks

> > (3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective

> without

> > an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

> >

> > As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the 6th,

> devil

> > finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA

> anymore,

> > my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the

breach

> > than in the observance….

> >

> > Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

> > showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost popping

out

> > trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could

not

> smell

> > the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

> >

> > I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald

patches

> > on their heads.

> >

> > Regards

> > Apoorva

> >

>

>

>

>

> Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all under one

roof. Go to http://in.promos./groups/

>

>

[Guest guest]

lage raho RRji after reading the following message from Apoorva, I felt that

finally you have got your match...

sorry no offense meant here...just kidding...LOL

ms

 

--- On Mon, 12/15/08, Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan wrote:

 

Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan

Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect answers to your

comments ;-)

 

Received: Monday, December 15, 2008, 2:48 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

It is very difficult to understand your message because of all these

characters, but sounds like there was something humorous in there.

You are obviously not a mandbuddhi. I would say that you are a MANI

among jyotishinis!

 

Please carry on ...

 

RR

 

, Apoorva K <apoorva_kk@ ...>

wrote:

>

> Dear RR ji,

> Pranam,

> …. semicolon+dash+ bracket… a formula to

> decode again… oh! the creator smiles!!... is it my blissful

ignorance or heightened

> awareness, that is amusing? … another round of unveiling for me!!

> Surely Jyotish is not for mandbudhhi mortals who

> have nothing to purrrrr… about!!

> Regards

> Apoorva

>

>

>

> ____________ _________ _________ __

> Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan@ ...>

>

> Monday, 15 December, 2008 12:16:29 AM

> Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect

answers to your comments ;-)

>

>

> ;-)

>

> , " apoorva_kk "

> <apoorva_kk@ ...> wrote:

> >

> > Dear RR ji,

> >

> > Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I became

a

> > JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and

> giving

> > the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a)

> mandal!!…

> > though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

> >

> > However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

> > effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After

imbibing

> it

> > with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing marks

> > (3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective

> without

> > an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

> >

> > As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the 6th,

> devil

> > finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA

> anymore,

> > my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the

breach

> > than in the observance….

> >

> > Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

> > showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost popping

out

> > trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could

not

> smell

> > the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

> >

> > I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald

patches

> > on their heads.

> >

> > Regards

> > Apoorva

> >

>

>

>

>

> Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all under one

roof. Go to http://in.promos. / groups/

>

>

[Guest guest]

yes and a Jyotish MANI too ;-)

 

RR

 

, Manoj Sharma

<manojsharma662000 wrote:

>

> lage raho RRji after reading the following message from Apoorva,

I felt that finally you have got your match...

> sorry no offense meant here...just kidding...LOL

> ms

>

> --- On Mon, 12/15/08, Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan wrote:

>

> Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan

> Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect

answers to your comments ;-)

>

> Received: Monday, December 15, 2008, 2:48 PM

It is very difficult to understand your message because of all

these

> characters, but sounds like there was something humorous in there.

> You are obviously not a mandbuddhi. I would say that you are a MANI

> among jyotishinis!

>

> Please carry on ...

>

> RR

>

> , Apoorva K

<apoorva_kk@ ...>

> wrote:

> >

> > Dear RR ji,

> > Pranam,

> > …. semicolon+dash+ bracket… a formula to

> > decode again… oh! the creator smiles!!... is it my blissful

> ignorance or heightened

> > awareness, that is amusing? … another round of unveiling for

me!!

> > Surely Jyotish is not for mandbudhhi mortals who

> > have nothing to purrrrr… about!!

> > Regards

> > Apoorva

> >

> >

> >

> > ____________ _________ _________ __

> > Rohiniranjan <rohini_ranjan@ ...>

> >

> > Monday, 15 December, 2008 12:16:29 AM

> > Re: Lighter side LONG POST!: please do not expect

> answers to your comments ;-)

> >

> >

> > ;-)

> >

> > , " apoorva_kk "

> > <apoorva_kk@ ...> wrote:

> > >

> > > Dear RR ji,

> > >

> > > Have enjoyed and appreciated your writings from the time I

became

> a

> > > JYOTISHINI of sorts. Yes, thanks for being gender sensitive and

> > giving

> > > the fair sex a place under the sky… or under the jyotishi(a)

> > mandal!!…

> > > though we keep crying for half the sky!! Miles to go I guess…

> > >

> > > However, sorry to say but this current piece is a total waste of

> > > effort for the lack of sixth sense in your audience. After

> imbibing

> > it

> > > with the five senses, thankfully one of them has got passing

marks

> > > (3/5), difficult to fathom how can one put this in perspective

> > without

> > > an ES antenna…. gadhe ke sir par seeng!!!

> > >

> > > As for me, tried all my senses on the fiesta, including the

6th,

> > devil

> > > finds work for idle hands to do, thank god I am neither a TA

> > anymore,

> > > my still waters running deeper… nor a $, more honoured in the

> breach

> > > than in the observance….

> > >

> > > Enjoyed the goosy bumpy ride, mouth tired with chewing, skin now

> > > showing rashes in place of goose pimples and eyes almost

popping

> out

> > > trying to find way in pitch darkness… despite all that could

> not

> > smell

> > > the rat!!!! A MAYAVI???

> > >

> > > I am sure members in the group would've started showing bald

> patches

> > > on their heads.

> > >

> > > Regards

> > > Apoorva

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all under one

> roof. Go to http://in.promos. / groups/

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

Dear RR ji and group,

Net practice is

no fun! It’s a game when you shoot and some out there are trying to catch you.

And googlies are fodder to hone the chakshus.

Regards

Apoorva

 

 

Add more friends to your messenger and enjoy! Go to

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[Guest guest]

But isn't that more interesting and catches the attention of the

feline within (all of) us and gets us thinking -- than boring,

insipid, and sometimes erroneous translations that endless volumes

have been offering? But like we all know, maybe the latter is the

kind of fodder that some palates seek!

 

The entire Human Experience is a game if one were to believe what has

been written about MAYA and LEELA.

 

RR

 

, Apoorva K <apoorva_kk

wrote:

>

> Dear RR ji and group,

> Net practice is

> no fun! It’s a game when you shoot and some out there are trying

to catch you. And googlies are fodder to hone the chakshus.

> Regards

> Apoorva

>

>

> Add more friends to your messenger and enjoy! Go to

http://messenger./invite/

>

>