Guest guest Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A woman was worried whether or not her recently deceased husband made it to heaven, so she prayed earnestly for God to allow him to speak to her. > > > > "Hello Margaret, this is Fred." > > > > "Fred!" she exclaimed. "I just had to know that you made it, and that you're happy. What's it like there?" > > > > "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Fred answered, > > "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. > > I lack for nothing; the only thing we do, all day long, is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." > > > > "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried. > > > > "Heaven?" he answered, > > "Margaret, I'm a buffalo in Montana,> > God granted us that reincarnation thing we always prayed for."> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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