Who am I

[Guest guest]

Ramana was fond of telling this story.

 

For some strange reasons, the organization never eluded to the story in any of the publications and gospels which followed.

 

 

 

Tarzan, the Lord of the Jungle, fed up with the constant whining of Jane, donned a suit and along with her, went to visit his in-laws in England, leaving his beloved African jungle behind.

 

As it usually happens, the trip became longer than anticipated and with an European tour thrown in, it became months before he returned to his kingdom in the African jungles.

 

Hastily disrobing from the restricted suit, Tarzan puts on his yellow striped loin cloth and starts swinging from tree to tree looking for everybody.

 

After some time, his favourite chimpanzee, Chipko, swings in and fills in Tarzan, with what happened in his absence.

 

"Oh Lord Tarzan, after you left, everybody starting proclaiming they were the Lord of the Jungle and all chaos broke out".

 

Tarzan is furious and starts screaming "who the hell were they, I shall show them Me Tarzan Boooondoolo"

 

Soon he espies Simba the Lion and after checking with Chipko, whether Simba had been cute in his absence,........grabs Simba the Lion.

And after a fierce battle, Tarzan, throws Simba the Lion on the ground and screams in his ears "WHO AM I".

 

"You are Tarzan, Lord of the Jungle", replies Simba the Lion, in defeat.

 

"You better remember that", screams Tarzan.

 

Not totally satisfied, Tarzan is roaming the jungle, frothing around the gills, grabs Slimy the crocodile, Bozo the Gorilla, Sher Khan the Tiger, Baloo the Bear and after kicking the shit out of each of them, gets from each of them, the admission that he is indeed Tarzan the Lord of the Jungle.

 

Just when Tarzan was to retire for some testosterone sports with Jane (get her to also accept as to who he was, if SHE had any doubts),........Chipko the chimp, reminded that Hardy the elephant, was also seen muttering.

 

Tarzan, getting a bit suspicious of Chipko's intentions, nevertheless, wearily swings on tree tops and reaches the waterhole, where Hardy the wise old Elephant is enjoying his sauna.

 

Tarzan, jumps on Hardy the Elephant.

The grounds tremble at the battle, the whole jungle gathers to see this battle royal.

 

Finally Tarzan whirls Hardy, couple of times in the air, throws him on the ground, grabs his balls and squeezing them hard, screams in Hardy the Elephant's ears "WHO AM I".

 

Hardy the Elephant, tears of pain, rolling down his wise eyes, turns to Chipko and says " This son-of-a-bitch does not know who he is, and he is squeezing my balls."