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Hello,

Oh, yes, we should deffinitely use millitary to protect ourselves. But, I still love these people. I cannot do anything about the coming events, and so, I will not worry about it.

 

Blessed be

Leaf

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Rob Sacks wrote:

>

> Dear Leaf,

>

> Let's put the political question aside for a

> moment. I'll return to it at the end of this

> message.

>

> I think your message is very beautiful. The

> spirit of the sermon on the mount is

> spontaneously alive in your heart. The

> sermon on the mount always brings tears to

> my eyes, and your message has the same

> effect.

*******

Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain

and gathering them around him,

he taught them saying:

 

" Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom

of heaven. Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be

comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the

earth. Blessed are they which hunger and thirst after

righteousness, for they shall be filled. Blessed are the

merciful, for they shall obtain mercy. Blessed are the pure

in heart, for they shall see God. Blessed are the peacemakers,

for they shall be called the children of God. Blessed are they

which suffer, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. "

 

Then Simon Peter said,

" Do we have to write this down? "

 

And Andrew said,

" Are we going to have a test on this? "

 

Philip mumbled,

" I don't have any paper. "

 

Bartholomew asked,

" Do we have to turn this in? "

 

John whined,

" The other disciples didn't have to learn this. "

 

And Matthew asked,

" Can I go to the bathroom? "

 

Judas complained,

" What does this have to do with anything? "

 

And James said,

" I don't get it. "

 

 

Then one of the Pharisees who was present

asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of him,

" Where are your theological imperatives

and long-term objectives in the cognitive domain? "

 

And Jesus wept.

 

 

:-))

 

 

--

Happy Days,

Judi

 

http://www.users.uniserve.com/~samuel/judi-1.htm

TheEndOfTheRopeRanch

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Hiya,

 

How come you only need three sentences

to say what I said in hundreds of words?

 

You are the best!

 

Your bud,

 

Rob

 

P.S. I'm not sure there's nothing we can

do. Doing will be done, it always is.

 

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Joe0464

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Wednesday, September 12, 2001 4:25 PM

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Hello,

 

Oh, yes, we should deffinitely use millitary to protect ourselves. But, I

still love these people. I cannot do anything about the coming events, and

so, I will not worry about it.

 

Blessed be

Leaf

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