ARJ 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 So this captain of a ship back in the 1680's was sailing one day. The guy in the crows nest said enemy ship ahead.The captain said 'get me my red jacket'.So a sailor runs and gets it. They battle and no men die. So the sailor asks why he needed it.he said 'so if i was shot and bleeding you wouldnt see and keep fighting' So the next day the guy in crows nest says '20 enemy ships ahead' Then the captain says 'bring me my brown pants' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites