Pankaja_Dasa Posted August 4, 2008 Report Posted August 4, 2008 A buddist walking hits a lampost, he says "I saw that coming to himself". Christian ... "That lampost should'nt be there". Hindu... "Whats this lampost doing here?" Muslim... "... *#@:&" Hare Krishna... "I did'nt put this lampost here". Quote
Pankaja_Dasa Posted August 4, 2008 Author Report Posted August 4, 2008 How many Hare Krishna does take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 . then another to buy a better one. Quote
Pankaja_Dasa Posted August 4, 2008 Author Report Posted August 4, 2008 Gita.. Bible.. Quran are all in hell. They ask what happened? Micky Mouse shows up and says Donald Duck is actually God. Confuced the scriptures decide to change the lightbulb (!) My made up jokes by Pankaja dasa Quote
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