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An American decided to write a book about famous

> churches around the world.

>

> So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to

> china.

>

> On his first day he was inside a church taking

> photographs when he noticed a golden telephone

> mounted

> on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per

> call".

>

> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who

> was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

> The priest replied that it was a direct line to

> heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

>

> The American thanked the priest and went along his

> way.

>

> Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large

> cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the

> same sign under it.

>

> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone

> he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its

> purpose was.

>

> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and

> that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

>

> "O.K., thank you," said the American.

>

> He then traveled to pakistan , srilanka, russia ,

> Germany and France .

>

> In every church he saw the same golden telephone

> with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

>

> The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel

> to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

>

> He arrived in India , and again, in the first church

> he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but

> this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per

> call."

>

>

> The American was surprised so he asked the priest

> about the sign.

>

> "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen

> this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm

> told

> that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US

> the

> price was $10,000 per call.

>

> Why is it so cheap here?"

>

> The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India

> now, son - it's a local call".

>

>

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An American decided to write a book about famous

> churches around the world.

>

> So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to

> china.

>

> On his first day he was inside a church taking

> photographs when he noticed a golden telephone

> mounted

> on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per

> call".

>

> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who

> was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

> The priest replied that it was a direct line to

> heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

>

> The American thanked the priest and went along his

> way.

>

> Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large

> cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the

> same sign under it.

>

> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone

> he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its

> purpose was.

>

> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and

> that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

>

> "O.K., thank you," said the American.

>

> He then traveled to pakistan , srilanka, russia ,

> Germany and France .

>

> In every church he saw the same golden telephone

> with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

>

> The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel

> to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

>

> He arrived in India , and again, in the first church

> he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but

> this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per

> call."

>

>

> The American was surprised so he asked the priest

> about the sign.

>

> "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen

> this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm

> told

> that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US

> the

> price was $10,000 per call.

>

> Why is it so cheap here?"

>

> The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India

> now, son - it's a local call".

>

>

 

LOL!! love it!

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