Guest guest Posted January 26, 2007 Report Posted January 26, 2007 An American decided to write a book about famous > churches around the world. > > So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to > china. > > On his first day he was inside a church taking > photographs when he noticed a golden telephone > mounted > on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per > call". > > The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who > was strolling by what the telephone was used for. > The priest replied that it was a direct line to > heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. > > The American thanked the priest and went along his > way. > > Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large > cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the > same sign under it. > > He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone > he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its > purpose was. > > She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and > that for $10,000 he could talk to God. > > "O.K., thank you," said the American. > > He then traveled to pakistan , srilanka, russia , > Germany and France . > > In every church he saw the same golden telephone > with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. > > The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel > to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone. > > He arrived in India , and again, in the first church > he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but > this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per > call." > > > The American was surprised so he asked the priest > about the sign. > > "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen > this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm > told > that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US > the > price was $10,000 per call. > > Why is it so cheap here?" > > The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India > now, son - it's a local call". > > Quote
riih.qarojamahoamaan Posted March 10, 2007 Report Posted March 10, 2007 Using That India Golden Phone, When You Talk To God Can You Hear God Answer? Or Is It Cheap Because It Is A One-way Phone? Quote
Gaurasundara Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 "What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Smokey and the Bandit) Quote
Paru.Sha Posted September 29, 2007 Report Posted September 29, 2007 An American decided to write a book about famous> churches around the world. > > So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to > china. > > On his first day he was inside a church taking > photographs when he noticed a golden telephone > mounted > on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per > call". > > The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who > was strolling by what the telephone was used for. > The priest replied that it was a direct line to > heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. > > The American thanked the priest and went along his > way. > > Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large > cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the > same sign under it. > > He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone > he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its > purpose was. > > She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and > that for $10,000 he could talk to God. > > "O.K., thank you," said the American. > > He then traveled to pakistan , srilanka, russia , > Germany and France . > > In every church he saw the same golden telephone > with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. > > The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel > to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone. > > He arrived in India , and again, in the first church > he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but > this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per > call." > > > The American was surprised so he asked the priest > about the sign. > > "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen > this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm > told > that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US > the > price was $10,000 per call. > > Why is it so cheap here?" > > The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India > now, son - it's a local call". > > LOL!! love it! Quote
THE GOOLD MAN Posted November 18, 2007 Report Posted November 18, 2007 Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhe This Very Bad............... Quote
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