Guest guest Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ha! Ha! I heard a similar story. Once a Professor stood in his class and announced "I am sittiing on this desk, and I will sit here for 10 minutes. If there is a God, he can come and throw me off". He sat there, with the students staring at him. The time passed by slowly-1 min, 2min, 3min..... Suddenly, one of the students got up and punched him. The professor fell down, with his nose bleeding. "What the Hell is this?" he asked. The student replied "Sir, God was busy, he sent me!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 NIce story, It proves how people are busy worring about god,than glazing inside about their own existance. --- B K <bkgswu > wrote: > One more.......... > > There was an argument between a Barber and the > Customer, where Barber was saying there is no God > and if God would have been there, there won't be any > evil things in this World. > > The customer , could not reply and went outside > where he could see a person with long hair and beard > with ugly look, immediately the customer came back > to Barber and said there is no Barber in this World, > and when Barber enquired why he says that, that too > to a Barber, the customer replied, because there is > a person who is with unshaven beard and long hair in > the street. > > shanti shankar <bk_shanti > wrote: > > NO GOD > > by Author Unknown > > > > A college student was in a philosophy class, where > there was a class discussion about whether or not > God exists, The professor had the following logic: > > "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. > > "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, > nobody spoke. > > "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody > spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then > there is no God." > > The student did not like the sound of this at all, > and asked for permission to speak. The professor > granted it, and the student stood up and asked the > following questions of his classmates: > > "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's > brain?" Silence. > > "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's > brain?" > > Absolute silence. > > "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's > brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the > student concluded, "Then, according to our > professor's logic, it must be true that our > professor has no brain!" > > > > > > Talk is cheap. Use Messenger to make > PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at > 1¢/min. > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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