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Dear Readers,

This clipping is apt even for the Surya posts if one has to make choices...? One for Godman can also come up or may be around...?

 

This was sent to me by my Sister--in-law....

A husband shopping centre has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter.

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: ............................................................

Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prashantkumar G B

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[Guest guest]

Dear list,

 

This is a good joke, but does not have a place in this list as this reduces our seriousness from the subject of astrology.

 

While, I personally do not have any objection to anybody's posting, even to that of Mr. Surya's, I still feel that a serious discussion of astrology and remedial perspectives of the Jyotisha should be out main intent. I revisited some previous posts from Mr. Surya where he talked of Karma theory, Spirituality, Guru Dakshina, Stars-whether they can be pacified, Hanuman-essence of spirituality, Guru and Sadguru, Idol worship etc. There could be many things in his posts, which could be his own strong views, but then what is wrong with this ? Don't you think, many other members also post their strong views ?

 

I do not know any body on the list personally, so I do not favour anybody. I have a feeling that everything which Mr. Surya has talked has some relevance in astrology, which can not be disputed. If someone has such a strong bias from his posts, he may avoid reading those threads. Please do not enter antagonising any body personally, unless one is abusive and totally irrelevant, as this would maintain the dignity of the list with which we are associated.

 

I am soory, if someone is hurt personally.

 

Reverting to a new astrological thread, the learned scholars may kindly indicate whether there is a dosha, if some one is born in Visti Karna. Perhaps, the doshas pertaining to the various Tithis, Karnas and their remedial needs may be taken up for discussions.

 

Thanks,

 

Vijay Kumar

 

-

Prashant Kumar G B

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Thursday, August 03, 2006 5:30 PM

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Dear Readers,

 

This clipping is apt even for the Surya posts if one has to make choices...? One for Godman can also come up or may be around...?

 

This was sent to me by my Sister--in-law....

 

A husband shopping centre has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter.

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

 

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

 

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: ............................................................

 

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.

 

Prashantkumar G B

 

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off the group consultations are chargeable by chat, mail or phone.

Please fix times for this in advance -*-

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[Guest guest]

Dear friends,

 

This is nice allegory

giving the results of

 

7th lord in various houses

7th lord in 6th house (6th house) = no marital

happiness.

 

 

Thanks lot to Prashant for

educative mail- interesting and can be easily be

committed to memory by the beginners in astrology.

 

Wish more like this will be forthcoming from the

goodeslf of the contributors to jyotish.

 

KEEP IT UP

 

With regards,

 

Mrutyunjay

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest guest]

Mrotyunjay

good at least u got the cue, and hope others take time out on this and off surya later will post one on recruiting the right person for the right job.-1th house

but let this last a few days...

 

jyotish mrutyunjay <astrologer_mrutyunjay > wrote: Dear friends,

This is nice allegory

giving the results of

7th lord in various houses

7th lord in 6th house (6th house) = no marital

happiness.

Thanks lot to Prashant for

educative mail- interesting and can be easily be

committed to memory by the beginners in astrology.

Wish more like this will be forthcoming from the

goodeslf of the contributors to jyotish.

KEEP IT UP

With regards,

Mrutyunjay

 

 

Prashantkumar G B

-*- The services of this astrologer are free on group but

off the group consultations are chargeable by chat, mail or phone.

Please fix times for this in advance -*-

09840051861

 

 

 

 

 

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