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How to Identify the City you are in

 

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and

they start arguing about who's right. --- You are in Kolkatta

 

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks

on. ---That's Mumbai

 

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make

peace. The first two get together & beat him up. ---That's Delhi

 

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and

quietly opens a chai stall. ---That's Ahmedabad.

 

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software

programm to stop the fight ..but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug

in the program ---Thats Bangalore !!!!

 

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and

quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this non sense, Peace comes

in. ---That's Chennai.

 

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their

friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting. ---You are in Chandigarh.

 

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