Guest guest Posted July 2, 2003 Report Share Posted July 2, 2003 Where do fish keep there money? In the river bank. I wish you'd pay a little attention, Smith! I'm paying as little as I can, sir! What do you call a policeman with a banana stuck in each ear? Anything you like! He can't hear you. Why did the bald man put his head out of the window? To get some fresh air! What kind of ring is square? A boxing ring. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were very bright. Why can't a car play football? Because it's only got one boot? How long have you felt you're dog? Ever since I was a puppy. Why are soldiers always tired on April 1st? Because they've just had a long march. How do you know elephants are shy? They always swim with their trunks on. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with. Waiter, what is this fly doing on my ice cream? Skiing, sir! What do you grow in your garden? Tired! Where do cows go to enjoy themselves in the evening? To the mooo-vies. Why are false teeth like stars? They only come out at night. How do you know that an elephant is going on holiday? It packs it's trunk. Doctor, I think I'm getting smaller. Well, you'll just have to be a little patient. How did you find your subji, prabhu? Easy, I just moved the capati and there it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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