My SPECIAL Diwali Greetings

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My Special Diwali Greetings

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,

gender neutral, celebration of Festival of Lights, popularly known as Diwali,

of this year 2005, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or

their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

 

.. . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Vikram Samvat

2062, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures

whose contributions to society have helped make India great, (not to imply that

India is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the

race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer

platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is

subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no

alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to

actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void

where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of

good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent

holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement

of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

 

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vedic astrology, Rajeev Upadhye

<yuyutsu@v...> wrote:

>

> My Special Diwali Greetings

>

> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best

wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low

stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of Festival of

Lights, popularly known as Diwali, of this year 2005, practiced

within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of

your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for

the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or

their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at

all . . .

>

> . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted Vikram Samvat 2062, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make India great, (not to imply that India is

necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to

the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,

choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

>

> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This

greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies

no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is

warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of

good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a

subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is

limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the

sole discretion of the wisher.)

 

 

Dear Rajeev,

 

I accept your offer ("Acceptance").

 

The Acceptance is not being made, directly or indirectly, in, into

of from Australia, Canada, Japan, Zambia, Sudan or the United States

and the Acceptance is not capable of acceptance from or within

Australia, Canada, Japan, Tajikistan or the United States.

Accordingly, copies of this Acceptance are not being, and must not

be, directly or indirectly, mailed or otherwise forwarded,

distributed or sent in, into or from Australia, Canada, Japan or the

United States and persons receiving this announcement (including

custodians, nominees, trustees and other idiots) must not mail or

otherwise distribute or send it in, into or from such jurisdictions

as doing so may invalidate any purported misinterpretations of the

Acceptance of your Offer.

 

Oh and by the way, a happy festival to you and your family too )