Medical progress

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A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that wecan take a

brain out of one man, put it in another and have him lookingfor work in six

weeks."A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of

oneperson, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks."The

American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind,we just took

a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the WhiteHouse, and now half the

country is looking for work, and the other halfpreparing for war."