Guest guest Posted August 4, 2002 Report Share Posted August 4, 2002 And now, it's time, since I've already told you about the other species and how to avoid danger with them, that we cover the worst of all, the tall land stick. Now children, I know you've heard of them, and the stories and myths, and so now it's time for me to tell you the truth about this dangerous species. They are dangerous, because of all species, they have the stickiest land wings. First of all and most importantly, and never forget it, they are, the only, species on earth, that traps and controls other species against their will, and usually eats them, and this again, they can only do because of their ultra sticky land wings. Secondly, they are able to kill anything from a great distance, so you are never safe from them, I'm sorry to say. They have magical buildings they make which create fire sticks. They are easy to spot, and thus you can try to avoid them. Fortunately they cover themselves in multi colored dead plant material, so they are easy to spot, but they have those loud body breaker sticks which can break you from a great distance. We have also watched and witnessed that indeed they do strip our brethren of their feathers, and cook and eat them. They then give the bones to their dogs and cats, and garbage. It is most disgraceful and hurtful, but there's nothing we can do about it. We simply have to go on living in great fear, for the tall land sticks with the stickiest land wings. Those stories about times when we were safe, those must be myths. I'm sorry children. -- Das Goravani , President 2852 Willamette St, #353 Eugene, Oregon, 97405 USA Voice: or <> Home of "Goravani Jyotish" Vedic Astrology Software , and more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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