Guest guest Posted August 3, 2002 Report Share Posted August 3, 2002 Employment ----------- Wanted ----------- Full time, caretaker, lover, best friend to King Richard the hilarious, genious author programmer who just wants to work all the time for some vague divine mission he has in his head and needs you to like cook, watch over things, so he can channel that space thing he's into. You're like his angel, lover, friend and guardian. Available immediately, and as of Sept comes with own bedroom. Nobody else is in picture, no kids, not mine, not yours. Must like India, Celtic fanaticism, mountain men's ways in general, farting, burping, rude sexual jokes that aren't funny, stuff that comes with Aries mixed with Aquarius. Great sex comes with the deal. The position is in Eugene for a couple more years. then who knows. Ability to organize world speaking tours of Jyotish/Spirit teacher a plus. Vege a must. Petite paritiated, but not needed, well, yes, actually, butt is needed... respond to the authors email address with jpeg and recipe, or is that resume... This is Sirius. -- --------- Das Goravani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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