Guest guest Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 This is how talking to my astrological computer usually goes: Well which will it be today, will they or won't they, eat my lunch? !!! Computer: Well, to be honest, they will eventually. So should I give up? Computer: To be honest, you will eventually give up. Can you date these things for me? Computer: Yes Would you? Computer: I am programmed to not disturb the natives. But I wanna know, when, you know, I'm gonna become a loser... Computer: I am programmed to not tell you that date, I am only allowed to tell you that you will become one "eventually". Well that sucks, I mean, of what use are you? Computer: Well, I entertain people. You mean you tell them things vague enough so that they can go on hoping for material resolutions, which is often a lie, so you allow lies in their heads, because it's more comfortable for them to go on in this life in that way, right? Computer: That's completely correct. My authors see it that way- that's best. Well who the hell do they think they are, GOD! ?? Computer: To be honest, yes, He is God. -- Das Goravani 2852 Willamette St # 353 Eugene OR USA 97405 or Fax: 541-343-0344 "Goravani Jyotish" Vedic/Hindu Astrology Software Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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