Excerpt from a Movie Script - funny if have sense of humor - & TRUE STORY

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Scene from the upcoming movie, The Misunderstood, Part II

 

                EXT.  MORNING. INDIAN TRAIN ROLLING DOWN THE TRACKS.

 

                INT.  DAY. RAILWAY CAR

 

                Hrisi is sitting in a crowded 3rd class compartment,

                trying to look invisible. A scruffy haired middle

                aged indian man dressed in rags sitting next to

                Hrisi speaks to him.

 

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Begging pardon, you are coming from?

 

                                         RICK:

                          Huh!? what?

 

                                    PASSENGER:

                          No, no, no, I am simply asking from where

                          you are coming!?

 

                                        RICK:

                          Ohhh! Nepal!

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          No no no, I am talking home land, vaat is

                          your Mother Country?

 

                                      RICK:

                          Well, I was born in America; but I live

                          in India now.

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Vaat is your qualification?

 

                                      RICK:

                          I study the Vedas and Puranas

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Aa cha! Your father is earning?

 

                                      RICK:

                          My father? Uh, I don't know, really; why?

                          What do you do?

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Kind sir, I am begger by profession!

 

                                      RICK:

                          Begger by profession??

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Yes! (RED GRIN) You travel by train often?

 

                                      RICK:

                          I only travel by train, uh, and bus

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          How you like our Indian trains?

 

                                      RICK:

                          Yes, very nice.

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          I want to tell you one story, about

                          Indian train. Aa Chaa? It is very funny!

 

                                      RICK:

                          Sure!

 

                                      PASSENGER:

                          Vell, there was a new train. It was sooo

                          nice, it had mirror in toilet, it covered

                          the vall. Some passengers had to pass

                          water, so when they went to the toilet

                          they saw there is someone inside.

                          Each person saw them self in the mirror,

                          and thinking the toilet occupied they

                          returned to take seat. But always there

                          was someone in the toilet, so no one

                          could use.

                                (Pause)

                          It was very bad, and the people, they

                          were angry. So when train reached the

                          station, the angry people approached

                          station master to complain, "some black

                          heart is not vacating the toilet."

                                (Smile)

                          So the Station Master he took the people

                          to see, vaat is the problem; but when he

                          opened the door to toilet, and looked in,

                                (Grin)

                          Vell, he turned to the people and said,

                          "Very sorry! It is BIG Railway Official."

                          Ha ha ha! Ha ha, Isn't it!

 

                                      RICK:

                                (Laughing)

                          Aa Chaa, ha ha, ha ha! Oh, that's a good

                          one, ha ha!!

 

                                             FADE TO BLACK

 

 

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