Ashram FUNNY joke

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A man wanted to be a monk. So he goes to join the ashram. The ashram leader

tells him

the rule, "You can NOT speak here, except only you can say two words at the end

of every

5 years." The guy agrees and gets his little room and robe.

 

After 5 years the ashram leader comes to ask what are his two words. The Monk

says,

"FOOD HUNGRY!" So the ashram leader gives him a little more dry bread.

 

After 10 years the ashram leader comes to ask what are his two words. The Monk

says,

"TOO COLD!" So the ashram leader gives him another blanket.

 

After 15 years the ashram leader comes to ask what are his two words. The Monk

says, "I

QUIT!"

 

So the ashram leader says, "I'm not surprised, you've done nothing but

'complain' since

you joined!!!"