If God had Voice Mail .....

[Guest guest]

IF GOD HAD ‘VOICE MAIL’ We have all learned to live with ‘voice mail'

as a necessary part of modern life. However, have we wondered what it would be

like if our beloved Baba decided to install voice mail?

 

Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling My Father's House.

Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for Requests Press 2 for

Thanksgiving Press 3 for Complaints Press 4 for All Other Enquiries. What if we

then heard the familiar excuse........ 'I am sorry, all of our angels are busy

helping others right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be

answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line.' Or, when we

call Baba in prayer imagine hearing these responses: * To find out if a loved

one has been assigned to Heaven, please Press 5, enter his or her social

security number, then press the hash key.

 

* For reservations at "My Father's House," please enter B-A-B-A, followed by 3-3-3.

 

* For questions relating to marriage & children, please Press 3

 

* For work related questions please Press 7

 

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where

Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here. or even....... 'Our computers

show that you have already been connected to this service once today. Please

hang up and try again tomorrow so that others may have a chance to get

through.'

Aren’t we glad that Baba doesn’t have Voicemail!!!!!

 

 

 

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