Fw: Guru Poornima: The Master's Card (insp)

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Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:46:39 EDT

GURU POORNIMA: The Master's Card (insp)

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THE MASTER'S CARD

 

 

 

"There are some things money can not buy, for everything else there's MasterCard."

I'm sure you've all seen those commercials on TV!

 

Friends, I am not unlike those agencies promoting their favourite credit card.

I am not here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.

I am a card carrying representative for the MASTER'S CARD.

 

That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.

 

Let me tell you about it……..

 

- NO finance charges

 

- NO payments due

 

- Pre-paid

 

- NO expiration

 

I could not afford the price, so our Beloved Baba stepped in and paid it for me.

In fact you might want to apply for a personal card for yourself.

 

As you can see….my name is written on the card for all to see.

It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world. The

MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it is hard to list them all.... but let me

share some of them with you.

 

The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "Members Only" benefits....for eg.

 

· Unlimited GraceThere is no preset limit to the amount of grace you

receive from the MASTER'S CARD.

 

· Unbounding / Unlimited Love

Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no further

than the MASTER’S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever

been offered.

 

· Unlimited Joy

Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?

 

· Lasting peace

 

· DependableLooking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The

MASTER’S CARD is perfect for you.

 

Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires. Once

you're a member, you're a member for life ... eternal life, that is!

 

(Membership has its privileges, you know)

 

So do you wish to receive the MASTER'S CARD?

 

Then simply dial : P-R-A-Y-E-R

Baba is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay! This great offer won't last forever.

 

Peace ... Joy ... ... Faith ... Contentment ...Bliss

They are invaluable....

 

Salvation

It is priceless!

 

There are some things money can not buy. For those, there is Swami's Master Card.

 

Why not be an advertisement for the MASTERS CARD.

 

Sign up now and Let your life be a commercial as from today…. on this special

Guru Poornima day………for our Beloved Baba.

 

 

~ Author Unknown ~

 

Duty is God, Work is Worship

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