Guest guest Posted January 20, 2004 Report Share Posted January 20, 2004 Student: Yes, sir.Prof: So you believe in God?Student: Absolutely, sir.Prof: Is God good?Student: Sure.Prof: Is God all-powerful?Student: Yes.Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayedto Krishna to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help otherswho are ill. But Krishna didn't. How is this Krishna good then?Hmm?(The student is silent.)Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again,young fella. Is God good?Student: Yes.Prof: Is Satan good?Student: No.Prof: Where does Satan come from?Student: From...God...Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?Student: Yes.Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.Correct?Student: Yes.Prof: So who created evil?(The student does not answer.)Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?Student: Yes, sir.Prof: So, who created them?(The student has no answer.)Prof: Tell me, son. Do you believe in Krishna?Student: Yes, professor, I do.Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use toidentify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Krishna?Student No, sir.Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your Krishna?Student: No, sir.Prof: Have you ever felt your Krishna, tasted your Krishna, smeltyour Krishna? Have you ever had any sensory perceptionof Krishna or God for that matter?Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?Student: Yes.Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrableprotocol, science says your Krishna doesn't exist. What do yousay to that, son?Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?Prof: Yes.Student: And is there such a thing as cold?Prof: Yes.Student: No sir. There isn't.(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turnof events.)Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even moreheat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or noheat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any furtherafter that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word weuse to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold.Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, justthe absence of it.(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there sucha thing as darkness?Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is theabsence of something. You can have low light, normal light,bright light, flashing light.....But if you have no lightconstantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? Inreality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darknessdarker, wouldn't you? Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?Student: Sir, you are working on the premise ofduality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a goodGod and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as somethingfinite, something we can measure.Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricityand magnetism, but has never seen, much less fullyunderstood either one. To view death as the opposite of life isto be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as asubstantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just theabsence of it.Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach tour studentsthat they evolved from a monkey?Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionaryprocess, yes, of course, I do.Student: Have you ever observed evolution with yourown eyes, sir?(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginningto realize where the argument is going.)Student: Since no one has ever observed the process ofevolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is anon-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Areyou not a scientist but a preacher?(The class is in uproar.)Student: Is there anyone in the class who has everseen the Professor's brain?(The class breaks out into laughter.)Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard theProfessor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?.....No oneappears to have done so. So, according to the established rules ofempirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that youhave no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we thentrust your lectures, sir?(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.Student : That is it sir.. The link between man &; god is FAITH.That is all that keeps things moving &; alive. Hotjobs: Enter the "Signing Bonus" Sweepstakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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