RE: Amma's play (jokes)

[Guest guest]

Namaste! Thank you so much for sending this… I got quite the giggle from

reading this, especially the dental joke, LOL. Too cute! (**)

 

 

 

Jai Ma!!!

 

 

 

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((¸¸.•´ ..•´ -:¦:- ..::Brightest Blessings::..

-:¦:- ((¸¸.•´.¸..•` ..::Bela::..

 

 

 

"Like nectar in the fresh morning flower, let goodness fill you. The heart

that unfolds all its petals spreading the fragrance of goodness is the

choicest offering at the altar of God" - Amma

 

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Ammachi [Ammachi] On Behalf Of

jmcs_06

Friday, January 06, 2006 2:10 PM

Ammachi

Amma's play (jokes)

 

 

 

Part 1

What did the devotee say when he walked into Amma's ashram Pizza

Parlor?

"Make me one with everything."

 

Part 2

When the devotee got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.

The proprietor pocketed the bill. The devotee said "Don't I get

change?" The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

 

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Did you hear about the devotee who was having a filling put in a

tooth. When the dentist asked him if he wanted novocaine, the

devotee said "No. I can transcend dental medication."

 

(transcendental meditation)

 

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An Amma devotee was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped, then

grabbed at a branch and was hanging there. After an hour or so had

passed he felt himself getting exhausted and looked up to the

heavens and cried out: "Amma, help me, please, help me."

All of a sudden the clouds parted and a voice boomed out from on

high. "Let Go!" said the voice.

The guy paused and looked up at heaven once more, then said: "Is

there anyone else up there?"

 

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Two Amma devotees meet on the street.

One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"

The other ones replies: "I'm fine, thanks."

"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"

"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."

"Meditating?

"I guess so. It's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"

 

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Q: Why did it take the Amma devotee forever to vacuum his sofa?

 

A: Because he didn't have any attachments.

 

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