Guest guest Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 Dear Bro's and Sister's A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing . Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make them all ugly again". Moral - Don't get disheartened for being last, as you can still change others lives being last " Don't Quit or giveup, you can WIN" Yours George Pillai Om Gung Gung Ganapathaye Namaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 3, 2005 Report Share Posted July 3, 2005 I know people whose personal motto was, "Live fast, and leave a good-looking corpse." But the point is, a beautiful dead person is still dead. The only persons a beautiful dead person will attract are necrophiliacs! Besides, opinions of beauty often change over the years. I know quite a few people who are "plain" or "homly" by most person's standards, but I find them beautiful because I admire their courage, or kindness, or integrity, or whatever. But if "the opera isn't over until the fat lady sings," I guess this joke proves "the blessing isn't over until the laughing man at the end of the line has his wish"! -- Len/ Kalipadma --- pillai_george <pillai_george wrote: > > Dear Bro's and Sister's > > > A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a > crash, and everyone on the bus dies. > > They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have > suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, > before they enter Paradise. > > They're all lined up, and God asks the first one > what > their wish is. > > The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so > God snaps His fingers, and it is done. > > The second one in line sees this and says "I want to > be beautiful too." > > Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. > > > This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway > down > the line, the last person in line starts laughing. > > When there are only ten people left, this man is > rolling on the floor, laughing . > > Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks > the > laughing one what his wish will be. > > The man eventually catches his breath, and says: > "Make > them all ugly again". > > Moral - Don't get disheartened for being last, as > you > can still change others lives being last > > > " Don't Quit or giveup, you can WIN" > > > Yours > George Pillai > Om Gung Gung Ganapathaye Namaha > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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