SHAMELESS CONFESSIONS OF GEORGE BUSH

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CONFESSIONS OF GEORGE BUSHMon, 12 Jan 2004 16:42:41 -0800

MeLeana : FW: THE SHAMELESS CONFESSIONS OF GEORGE BUSH >Sun, 11 Jan

2004 19:26:27 -0800 > >>_________________________ >> >>THE SHAMELESS

CONFESSIONS OF GEORGE BUSH >> >>I stole the U.S. presidency in the 2000

Election >>with the help of my brother-governor in Florida. >> >>I attacked and

took over two countries. >>I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the

U.S.Treasury. >> >>I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in

history >>(not >>easy!). >>I set an economic record for the most personal

bankruptcies >>filed in any 12-month period. >> >>I set the all-time record for

the biggest drop in the history of >>the stock >>market. >>I am the first

president in decades to execute

a federal prisoner. >>In my first year in office I set the all-time record for

most days >>on vacation by any president in U.S. history >>(tough to beat my

dad's record, but I did). >> >>After taking the entire month of August off for

vacation, >>I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. >>I set

the record for most campaign fund raising trips >>by any president in U.S.

history. >> >>In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost

their >>jobs. >>I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans

>>than any other president in U.S. history. >>I set the all-time record for

most real estate foreclosures in a >>12-month >>period. >> >>I appointed more

convicted criminals to administration positions >>than any president in U.S.

history. >>I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,

>>since the advent

of TV. >>I signed more laws and executive orders nullifying the spirit of >>the

>>Constitution >>than any other U.S. president in history. >>I presided over

the biggest energy crises in U.S. history >>and refused to intervene when

corruption was revealed. >> >>I cut health care benefits for war veterans. >>I

set the all-time record for most people worldwide simultaneously >>to the

streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the >>record >>for

protest against any person in the history of mankind. >>I dissolved more

international treaties than any president in U.S. >>history. >>I've made my

presidency the most secretive and unaccountable >>of any in U.S. history. >>

>>Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S.

>>history. >>(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil

>>tanker >>named after her.)

>>I am the first president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of >>the Union

>>simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. >>I presided over the biggest

corporate stock market fraud in any >>market >>in any country in the history of

the world. >> >>I am the first president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack

>>AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, >>and I did so against the

will of the United Nations >>and the vast majority of the international

community. >>I have created the largest government department bureaucracy >>in

the history of the United States, >>called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"

(only one letter away from >>BS). >> >>I set the all-time record for biggest

annual budget spending >>increases, >>more than any other president in U.S.

history >>(Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!). >>I am the first

president in U.S. history

to compel the United >>Nations >>to remove the U.S. from the Human Rights

Commission. >>I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United

Nations >>remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board. >>I removed more

checks and balances, and have the least amount of >>Congressional oversight than

any presidential administration in >>U.S. >>history. >> >>I rendered the entire

United Nations irrelevant. >>I withdrew from the World Court of Law. >>I

refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war >>and by default no

longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. >>I am the first president in U.S.

history to refuse United Nations >>election >>inspectors access during the 2002

U.S. elections. >> >>I am the all-time U.S. (and world) record holder >>for most

corporate campaign donations. >>The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign,

>>who is

also one of my best friends, >>presided over one of the largest corporate

bankruptcy frauds in >>world >>history >>(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron

Corporation). >> >>I spent more money on polls and focus groups >>than any

president in U.S. history. >>I am the first president to run and hide when the

U.S. came under >>attack >>(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air

Force 1). >>I am the first U.S. president to establish a secret shadow

>>government. >>I took the world's sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, >>and in

less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in >>the world

>>(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world >>history). >> >>I

am the first U.S. president in history to have a majority of the >>people of

>>Europe (71%) >>view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and

>>stability.

>>I changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals >>to be awarded government

contracts. >>I set the all-time record for the number of administration

>>appointees >>who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge investments in

>>corporations >>bidding for government contracts. >>I have removed more

freedoms and civil liberties for Americans >>than any other president in U.S.

history. >>I entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history >>and in

less than two years >>turned every single economic category heading straight

down. >> >>I am planning the theft of the 2004 Election with the help of

>>computerized >>voting machines that leave no paper trail. >>Records and

References: >>I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine

>>(Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). >>I was AWOL

from the National Guard >>and deserted

the military during time of war. >>I refuse to take a drug test or even answer

any questions about >>drug use. >> >>All records of my tenure as governor of

Texas have been spirited >>away >>to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and

unavailable for >>public view. >>All records of any SEC investigations into my

insider trading or >>bankrupt >>companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable

for public view. >>All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I

>>served on the >>board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

>>Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended >>regarding public

>>energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public >>review. >>

>>GEORGE W. BUSH The White House, Washington, DC >> >>Note: this information

should be useful to voters in the 2004 >>election. >>Circulate it to

as many citizens you think would be helped to be >>reminded >>about my record. >

> >--

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